nearly???
I'd probably just laugh. Then I'd call the phone company and ask if they could put me on a payment plan - maybe $1 trillion per month....
You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Apr 10, 2006 7:46:30 am PDT #9894 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
§ ita § - Apr 10, 2006 7:56:13 am PDT #9895 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Listen to accents of the world. I don't like the Jamaican accent. It's surely accurate in intonation, but she's talking way too slowly. Plus, it's just one of our accents. But it's not like the rest of the Caribbean is better represented.
brenda m - Apr 10, 2006 8:08:55 am PDT #9896 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
It wasn't clear whether the bill was a mistake, or if Yahaya's father's phone line was used illegally after after his death.
So, wait, they're accepting the possiblity that someone actually ran up a $218 trillion bill in two months?
sumi - Apr 10, 2006 8:12:39 am PDT #9897 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Gwyneth's second childe not named after fruit.
Gudanov - Apr 10, 2006 8:16:19 am PDT #9898 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
So, wait, they're accepting the possiblity that someone actually ran up a $218 trillion bill in two months?
2.4 billion dollars a minute is not a very good rate. I'd get a different phone company.
Hayden - Apr 10, 2006 8:17:17 am PDT #9899 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
they're accepting the possiblity that someone actually ran up a $218 trillion bill in two months?
Y'know, if you ask Scott McClellan, he'll tell you that the deficit is mainly due to Jenna and Barbara blabbing away when home for Thanksgiving.
tommyrot - Apr 10, 2006 8:17:37 am PDT #9900 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
So, wait, they're accepting the possiblity that someone actually ran up a $218 trillion bill in two months?
So you're saying there aren't too many $2,523,148,148-per-minute phone plans?
eta: x-posty.....
Jessica - Apr 10, 2006 8:20:22 am PDT #9901 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Y'know, if you ask Scott McClellan, he'll tell you that the deficit is mainly due to Jenna and Barbara blabbing away when home for Thanksgiving.
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Jessica - Apr 10, 2006 8:23:16 am PDT #9902 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Man stabbed for laptop in SF Wifi hot spot:
"I looked up, and I saw this guy leaning into me as if he was asking a question,'' he said. "I leaned forward, and out of the corner of my eye, I saw someone fiddling with the computer cord. I tried to stand up, and as I stepped back, he stabbed me in the chest.''
The attack marked a violent turn in a wave of crime that has hit the city -- the "hot spots" frequented by wireless laptop users are becoming hot spots for laptop robberies.
Topic!Cindy - Apr 10, 2006 8:26:57 am PDT #9903 of 10001
What is even happening?
Y'know, if you ask Scott McClellan, he'll tell you that the deficit is mainly due to Jenna and Barbara blabbing away when home for Thanksgiving.
Don't be ridiculous. He'd say Hil and Chelsea never paid their bills, and he'd drag Monica into it somehow, too.