How's it sit? Pretty cunning, don'tchya think?

Jayne ,'The Message'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Apr 10, 2006 5:11:44 am PDT #9867 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Timelies.

My head is filled with so much gronk that I think this is all a dream. Except there is work on my desk, which makes the dream thing somewhat less likely....

Cthululoolaloolaloo

Heh.

Hey, if Gorillaz can be an animated band, why can't Cthulhu be an animated singer of the pop songs....


Tom Scola - Apr 10, 2006 5:17:45 am PDT #9868 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

why can't Cthulhu be an animated singer of the pop songs....

He could play at Cthulhupalooza.


§ ita § - Apr 10, 2006 5:19:43 am PDT #9869 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

if Gorillaz can be an animated band,

I heard that their last concert stank, so maybe it's not a good route to go.

If I get out of the house in ten minutes, I can totally pick up a tea latte and be at work in plenty of time to get done what I need to get done by ten.

Let's see what actually happens...


Frankenbuddha - Apr 10, 2006 5:21:34 am PDT #9870 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Hey, if Gorillaz can be an animated band, why can't Cthulhu be an animated singer of the pop songs....

I'd guess having the audience going insane and/or heads exploding might be one reason.

Though there are probably folks out there for whom that would be a plus.

Cthulu - REALLY putting the "Old" into "Old School."


tommyrot - Apr 10, 2006 5:24:32 am PDT #9871 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A Very Cthulhu Christmas

Starring
(in No Particular Order)
Tim Conway
Donnie and Marie
Harvey Korman
Charro
Don Knotts
Foreigner
Kermit de Frog and the rest of the Muppets < Kermit voiceover>: YAAAAAAAAY!

Also Starring
Gary Coleman as The Christmas Angel
Linda Lavin as Little Timmy's THING THAT SPAWNED HIM
The Daggit from Battlestar Galactica as the Puppy
The Voice of James Earl Jones as SHUB-NIGGURATH

With
Neil Patrick Harris as Little Timmy Cthulhu
And Very Special Guest Stars
Joe Namath as Himself
Kim "Tootie" Fields as Sugarplum Mary the Christmas Spirit


tommyrot - Apr 10, 2006 6:24:58 am PDT #9872 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

::makes note - Christmas Cthulhu is a thread-killer::


§ ita § - Apr 10, 2006 6:34:32 am PDT #9873 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

An entire hour! tommy, that was some thread-slaying.

I am happy to report I have my ass back. I am unhappy to report that I realised this because I am wearing a skirt I really shouldn't wear once my ass has returned. Since I'm also wearing my shiny boots of superheroinedom, I am kinda drawing attention to myself anyway.

I am a blushing wallflower, I swear. I just don't dress that way.


tommyrot - Apr 10, 2006 6:41:10 am PDT #9874 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

In high school, I was often teased for not having an ass.

At least I still don't have to worry about inappropriate skirt wearage....


§ ita § - Apr 10, 2006 6:45:20 am PDT #9875 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That seems to be the first place I gain and lose weight. When I last lost it, some of my clothes started to not fit in ways I hadn't expected. Pants got too long, skirts looked limp.

But not this one. This one looked sleek and professional.

A little less so today. I ended up rushing this morning because the first white shirt I put on had a damaged snap, and then I hadn't put my lunch together yet, etc, etc.

Oops. I'll just have to shroud myself in a veil of fuckoff. Or wear my jacket around the office.


tommyrot - Apr 10, 2006 6:52:23 am PDT #9876 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oops. I'll just have to shroud myself in a veil of fuckoff.

Heh.

That would make a good perfume name. Veil of Fuckoff.

I used to be ungodly skinny (6' 3" and 140#). I tended to wear my pants rather high on my waist, because if I wore my pants at a normal height they'd ride on my hip bones and irritate my skin. Now that I weigh more, I wear my pants at the usual height, so I need pants with a shorter inseam than before.

The other day I rolled up the cuffs of my new jeans - haven't done that since I was a kid.