if Gorillaz can be an animated band,

I heard that their last concert stank, so maybe it's not a good route to go.

If I get out of the house in ten minutes, I can totally pick up a tea latte and be at work in plenty of time to get done what I need to get done by ten.

Let's see what actually happens...

Hey, if Gorillaz can be an animated band, why can't Cthulhu be an animated singer of the pop songs....

I'd guess having the audience going insane and/or heads exploding might be one reason.

Though there are probably folks out there for whom that would be a plus.

Cthulu - REALLY putting the "Old" into "Old School."

A Very Cthulhu Christmas

Starring
(in No Particular Order)
Tim Conway
Donnie and Marie
Harvey Korman
Charro
Don Knotts
Foreigner
Kermit de Frog and the rest of the Muppets < Kermit voiceover>: YAAAAAAAAY!

Also Starring
Gary Coleman as The Christmas Angel
Linda Lavin as Little Timmy's THING THAT SPAWNED HIM
The Daggit from Battlestar Galactica as the Puppy
The Voice of James Earl Jones as SHUB-NIGGURATH

With
Neil Patrick Harris as Little Timmy Cthulhu
And Very Special Guest Stars
Joe Namath as Himself
Kim "Tootie" Fields as Sugarplum Mary the Christmas Spirit

::makes note - Christmas Cthulhu is a thread-killer::

An entire hour! tommy, that was some thread-slaying.

I am happy to report I have my ass back. I am unhappy to report that I realised this because I am wearing a skirt I really shouldn't wear once my ass has returned. Since I'm also wearing my shiny boots of superheroinedom, I am kinda drawing attention to myself anyway.

I am a blushing wallflower, I swear. I just don't dress that way.

In high school, I was often teased for not having an ass.

At least I still don't have to worry about inappropriate skirt wearage....

That seems to be the first place I gain and lose weight. When I last lost it, some of my clothes started to not fit in ways I hadn't expected. Pants got too long, skirts looked limp.

But not this one. This one looked sleek and professional.

A little less so today. I ended up rushing this morning because the first white shirt I put on had a damaged snap, and then I hadn't put my lunch together yet, etc, etc.

Oops. I'll just have to shroud myself in a veil of fuckoff. Or wear my jacket around the office.

Oops. I'll just have to shroud myself in a veil of fuckoff.

Heh.

That would make a good perfume name. Veil of Fuckoff.

I used to be ungodly skinny (6' 3" and 140#). I tended to wear my pants rather high on my waist, because if I wore my pants at a normal height they'd ride on my hip bones and irritate my skin. Now that I weigh more, I wear my pants at the usual height, so I need pants with a shorter inseam than before.

The other day I rolled up the cuffs of my new jeans - haven't done that since I was a kid.

Yesterday I fit comfortably into a pair of jeans that I haven't worn for six months, so I was all kinds of "go team me!"

I used to be ungodly skinny (6' 3" and 140#)

That is ungodly. I consider myself about-to-be-underweight at 140.

Speaking of inseams, I have determined that I am not Lucy regular, nor Lucy tall. I am in the middle. This bugs. But I went with the tall, and will wear it with the running shoes.