You were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture.

Giles ,'Selfless'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Vortex - Apr 07, 2006 6:04:03 am PDT #9399 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

yeah, crappy weather means packed malls. ugh.


sarameg - Apr 07, 2006 6:07:02 am PDT #9400 of 10001

You know when the absolute WORST time to go to IKEA is? When the dorms open for the semester. Man, that was painful. And I didn't even buy anything. Just got swept far enough into the bowels that I had to fight my way to the exit.


Jesse - Apr 07, 2006 6:10:03 am PDT #9401 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You know when the absolute WORST time to go to IKEA is? When the dorms open for the semester.

Ha. A couple of years ago, I accidentally went to Bed Bath and Beyond that weekend. DISASTER.


Tom Scola - Apr 07, 2006 6:10:04 am PDT #9402 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

I'm done with IKEA. Going to Crate & Barrel this weekend or next.


Jesse - Apr 07, 2006 6:11:04 am PDT #9403 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Look at Mr. Upscale!

I was just having a conversation about how it's time to stop buying crap and start investing in decent things, but good furniture will likely continue to be beyond my reach for a few years yet.


brenda m - Apr 07, 2006 6:12:50 am PDT #9404 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Plus, it's easy to take it as, "You must be totally honest about your feelings, or lack of feelings, from the first second, and if you do anything that annoys me, I will accuse you of playing mind games." Which might be off-putting.

That's exactly what I get from that. It just pings me very wrong.


Jessica - Apr 07, 2006 6:12:58 am PDT #9405 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Woman finds snake in bag of broccoli florets

Mum Tina Cosby was preparing tea for her family when she discovered the foot-long snake among the greens she had bought from a Tesco store in Essex.

She said: "I was hysterical. I'm not a lover of spiders so a snake in the kitchen...

"I was also a bit nervous because I thought it might be poisonous".

The European smooth snake had survived a trip in an aeroplane hold and a night in the Cosby's fridge and he was pretty chilly when he was taken to see vet Nigel Spraule.

Tesco has apologised and given the Cosbys a £50 voucher.


Theodosia - Apr 07, 2006 6:15:34 am PDT #9406 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

IKEA? Who wants to go on Sunday?


Tom Scola - Apr 07, 2006 6:17:24 am PDT #9407 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Snakes in a Supermarket!


Trudy Booth - Apr 07, 2006 6:19:25 am PDT #9408 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

SNAKES in a motherfuckin SUPERMARKET!