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Jessica - Apr 07, 2006 6:12:58 am PDT #9405 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Woman finds snake in bag of broccoli florets

Mum Tina Cosby was preparing tea for her family when she discovered the foot-long snake among the greens she had bought from a Tesco store in Essex.

She said: "I was hysterical. I'm not a lover of spiders so a snake in the kitchen...

"I was also a bit nervous because I thought it might be poisonous".

The European smooth snake had survived a trip in an aeroplane hold and a night in the Cosby's fridge and he was pretty chilly when he was taken to see vet Nigel Spraule.

Tesco has apologised and given the Cosbys a £50 voucher.

Theodosia - Apr 07, 2006 6:15:34 am PDT #9406 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

IKEA? Who wants to go on Sunday?

Tom Scola - Apr 07, 2006 6:17:24 am PDT #9407 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Snakes in a Supermarket!

Trudy Booth - Apr 07, 2006 6:19:25 am PDT #9408 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

SNAKES in a motherfuckin SUPERMARKET!

Vortex - Apr 07, 2006 6:19:26 am PDT #9409 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Snakes in a Supermarket!

ahem. Snakes in a GOTDAMN Supermarket.

eta: ah, great minds.

msbelle - Apr 07, 2006 6:20:48 am PDT #9410 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

We should be an IKEA affiliate.

Have we made any $$ off the affiliates, btw?

Strega - Apr 07, 2006 6:24:37 am PDT #9411 of 10001

A Snake in the Kitchen would be a great name for a children's book! And this

I'm not a lover of spiders so a snake in the kitchen...
has a wonderful Tori Amos-meets-Hillaire Billoc feel. I know what she means, but that ellipsis is so intriguing.

Or maybe I need more coffee.

bon bon - Apr 07, 2006 6:24:53 am PDT #9412 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I have nothing to do today. Why no more IKEA, Tom? I need to buy furniture but feel sick at prices that are above IKEA's.

Jesse - Apr 07, 2006 6:25:26 am PDT #9413 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Have we made any $$ off the affiliates, btw?

Yeah, totally. We get... dozens? of dollars from Amazon per quarter.

katefate - Apr 07, 2006 6:26:52 am PDT #9414 of 10001
Frail my heart apart and play me a little Shady Grove

Heh. Trudy and Vortex, I was thinking the same. Then I got a vision of SLJ fighting snakes in the produse aisle.

ION, last night I had a dream set in my office. In my dream, I tore a page off the Buffista Word-a-Day Calendar.

I want one!

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