Plus, it's easy to take it as, "You must be totally honest about your feelings, or lack of feelings, from the first second, and if you do anything that annoys me, I will accuse you of playing mind games." Which might be off-putting.
That's exactly what I get from that. It just pings me very wrong.
Woman finds snake in bag of broccoli florets
Mum Tina Cosby was preparing tea for her family when she discovered the foot-long snake among the greens she had bought from a Tesco store in Essex.
She said: "I was hysterical. I'm not a lover of spiders so a snake in the kitchen...
"I was also a bit nervous because I thought it might be poisonous".
The European smooth snake had survived a trip in an aeroplane hold and a night in the Cosby's fridge and he was pretty chilly when he was taken to see vet Nigel Spraule.
Tesco has apologised and given the Cosbys a £50 voucher.
IKEA? Who wants to go on Sunday?
SNAKES in a motherfuckin SUPERMARKET!
Snakes in a Supermarket!
ahem. Snakes in a GOTDAMN Supermarket.
eta: ah, great minds.
We should be an IKEA affiliate.
Have we made any $$ off the affiliates, btw?
A Snake in the Kitchen would be a great name for a children's book! And this
I'm not a lover of spiders so a snake in the kitchen...
has a wonderful Tori Amos-meets-Hillaire Billoc feel. I know what she means, but that ellipsis is so intriguing.
Or maybe I need more coffee.
I have nothing to do today. Why no more IKEA, Tom? I need to buy furniture but feel sick at prices that are above IKEA's.
Have we made any $$ off the affiliates, btw?
Yeah, totally. We get... dozens? of dollars from Amazon per quarter.