If you have no intention of getting together with the guy you're flirting with...be unafraid. Smile like he's the only one that can see you doing it. Laugh for him alone, unless you're laughing to show everyone how delighted he's making you. Touch him, and lightly, unless you're copping a feel, which you do with a wink and a smile. Tell him things so grandiose he knows they are lies, but so seductive that he wishes they weren't. Lean. Speak low. And touch him again.

You mean you have to talk to them!?!

ita's pretty much got it nailed. I like the bicep stroke, totally and hilariously overt eyelash-batting, and outrageously raunchy single-entrendres, too.

You mean you have to talk to them!?!

I doubt many men would mind if you did all the other stuff and just listened. Especially not if you were doing all the other stuff well.

And the talk doesn't have to be all that taxing. In fact, I find that you can mainly just open your eyes RILLY wide, and lean forward a lot. IN a low-cut blouse.

Men pretty much make their own fun.

My neighbor's great grandson has moved back in! I'm happy about that because I think it is a more stable environment. Funny thing is he and his sister moved out because they didn't like the rules. Sister is still with mom, though. I still worry about her.

You know what? Cleaning house should not involve blood.

Cleaning house should not involve blood.

Depends what you're cleaning up after.

I find that you can mainly just open your eyes RILLY wide, and lean forward a lot. IN a low-cut blouse.

I've never tried either of those. Anyone who knows me wouldn't be able to deal.

Men pretty much make their own fun.

I'm beginning to learn this.

Scrappy and Smonster and Cybervixen are all good flirters too.

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If you have no intention of getting together with the guy you're flirting with...be unafraid. Smile like he's the only one that can see you doing it. Laugh for him alone, unless you're laughing to show everyone how delighted he's making you. Touch him, and lightly, unless you're copping a feel, which you do with a wink and a smile. Tell him things so grandiose he knows they are lies, but so seductive that he wishes they weren't. Lean. Speak low. And touch him again.

Now, if you actually want him to sleep with you, I have no suggestions.

The above works for that, as well.

ita, how 'bout the sardonically raised eyebrow and low laugh?

Ya gotta read your audience.

does chopped liver impression

Heh. I knew it was a mistake to list people, because one always leaves somebody out. But I am prepared to make a sworn affidavit that juliana can flirt like a motherfucker.