ita's pretty much got it nailed. I like the bicep stroke, totally and hilariously overt eyelash-batting, and outrageously raunchy single-entrendres, too.
That's my girl, large and in-charge. Okay, teensy-weensy and in charge.
Gunn ,'Just Rewards (2)'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Strix - Apr 06, 2006 2:41:22 pm PDT #9314 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
§ ita § - Apr 06, 2006 2:43:05 pm PDT #9315 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You mean you have to talk to them!?!
I doubt many men would mind if you did all the other stuff and just listened. Especially not if you were doing all the other stuff well.
Strix - Apr 06, 2006 2:46:38 pm PDT #9316 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
And the talk doesn't have to be all that taxing. In fact, I find that you can mainly just open your eyes RILLY wide, and lean forward a lot. IN a low-cut blouse.
Men pretty much make their own fun.
sarameg - Apr 06, 2006 2:47:26 pm PDT #9317 of 10001
My neighbor's great grandson has moved back in! I'm happy about that because I think it is a more stable environment. Funny thing is he and his sister moved out because they didn't like the rules. Sister is still with mom, though. I still worry about her.
You know what? Cleaning house should not involve blood.
§ ita § - Apr 06, 2006 2:49:11 pm PDT #9318 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Cleaning house should not involve blood.
Depends what you're cleaning up after.
I find that you can mainly just open your eyes RILLY wide, and lean forward a lot. IN a low-cut blouse.
I've never tried either of those. Anyone who knows me wouldn't be able to deal.
Men pretty much make their own fun.
I'm beginning to learn this.
juliana - Apr 06, 2006 2:51:29 pm PDT #9319 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Scrappy and Smonster and Cybervixen are all good flirters too.
does chopped liver impression
Topic!Cindy - Apr 06, 2006 2:52:40 pm PDT #9320 of 10001
What is even happening?
If you have no intention of getting together with the guy you're flirting with...be unafraid. Smile like he's the only one that can see you doing it. Laugh for him alone, unless you're laughing to show everyone how delighted he's making you. Touch him, and lightly, unless you're copping a feel, which you do with a wink and a smile. Tell him things so grandiose he knows they are lies, but so seductive that he wishes they weren't. Lean. Speak low. And touch him again.
Now, if you actually want him to sleep with you, I have no suggestions.
The above works for that, as well.
Strix - Apr 06, 2006 2:53:59 pm PDT #9321 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
ita, how 'bout the sardonically raised eyebrow and low laugh?
Ya gotta read your audience.
DavidS - Apr 06, 2006 2:54:25 pm PDT #9322 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
does chopped liver impression
Heh. I knew it was a mistake to list people, because one always leaves somebody out. But I am prepared to make a sworn affidavit that juliana can flirt like a motherfucker.
§ ita § - Apr 06, 2006 2:54:47 pm PDT #9323 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The above works for that, as well.
In all honesty, I don't try. Because getting into flirt mode is a decision of sorts, and I just plain forget to do that around guys I like. I get so deep into the moment I'd need to have someone flashing signals at me from across the room to do anything that even vaguely hinted at artifice.
And that's not to slag on the seducers. I've seen it done nobly and well. I just never remember to even try.