Jayne, you'll scare the women.

Zoe ,'Bushwhacked'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 06, 2006 2:52:40 pm PDT #9320 of 10001
What is even happening?

If you have no intention of getting together with the guy you're flirting with...be unafraid. Smile like he's the only one that can see you doing it. Laugh for him alone, unless you're laughing to show everyone how delighted he's making you. Touch him, and lightly, unless you're copping a feel, which you do with a wink and a smile. Tell him things so grandiose he knows they are lies, but so seductive that he wishes they weren't. Lean. Speak low. And touch him again.

Now, if you actually want him to sleep with you, I have no suggestions.

The above works for that, as well.


Strix - Apr 06, 2006 2:53:59 pm PDT #9321 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

ita, how 'bout the sardonically raised eyebrow and low laugh?

Ya gotta read your audience.


DavidS - Apr 06, 2006 2:54:25 pm PDT #9322 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

does chopped liver impression

Heh. I knew it was a mistake to list people, because one always leaves somebody out. But I am prepared to make a sworn affidavit that juliana can flirt like a motherfucker.


§ ita § - Apr 06, 2006 2:54:47 pm PDT #9323 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The above works for that, as well.

In all honesty, I don't try. Because getting into flirt mode is a decision of sorts, and I just plain forget to do that around guys I like. I get so deep into the moment I'd need to have someone flashing signals at me from across the room to do anything that even vaguely hinted at artifice.

And that's not to slag on the seducers. I've seen it done nobly and well. I just never remember to even try.


sarameg - Apr 06, 2006 2:55:07 pm PDT #9324 of 10001

I wave my bloody foot in your direction.

(that's not flirting.)


Strix - Apr 06, 2006 2:55:21 pm PDT #9325 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

how exactly does a mother....

Nah. I don't wanna know.


§ ita § - Apr 06, 2006 2:55:47 pm PDT #9326 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

how 'bout the sardonically raised eyebrow and low laugh?

Ya gotta read your audience.

That'd work better. It's not so much the audience as the expectations I've laid ground for.


Strix - Apr 06, 2006 2:56:07 pm PDT #9327 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I wave my bloody foot in your direction.

(that's not flirting.)

But it could be!


§ ita § - Apr 06, 2006 2:56:12 pm PDT #9328 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

(that's not flirting.)

At krav it might be.

eta: Heh!


juliana - Apr 06, 2006 2:57:47 pm PDT #9329 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

But I am prepared to make a sworn affidavit that juliana can flirt like a motherfucker.

Yay!!

(Why else do you think I was so popular in North Beach after only 3 weeks?)