I've had terribly wonderful crushes on gay men, straight married men, all kinds of men. Crushes, in my head, tend to be about wanting to show affection, and flirt. Crushes, in my head, aren't about sex. Pining is. Bad crushes sometimes happen when I feel crushy towards someone who I think/know will misinterpret affection for wanting the bone. I try to make those stop.
This must be what going mad feels like.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - Apr 06, 2006 9:24:39 am PDT #9176 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
tommyrot - Apr 06, 2006 9:26:26 am PDT #9177 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I think most women I c/p/uo-ed on I eventually confessed/asked out. None ended in relationships, however.
tommyrot - Apr 06, 2006 9:27:19 am PDT #9178 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Am I the only one who sees 'pining' and wants to complete it with 'for the fjords'?
bon bon - Apr 06, 2006 9:28:05 am PDT #9179 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
It's probably me. Once I'm a'crushing and a'pining, I can't put myself in the position of being rejected, but instead become one of those people that desperately hope the object, the Steve if you will, will realize my amazingness and put me out of my misery. So crushes are destined to fail-- for me. Dating total strangers is almost easier.
Steph L. - Apr 06, 2006 9:29:16 am PDT #9180 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Steve was recently adopted in conversation IRL as an equivalent to Bob, but we have no indication of his carrot likes or dislikes.
Dude, Bob can totally kick Steve's ass.
§ ita § - Apr 06, 2006 9:29:48 am PDT #9181 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I used to never get crushes. I would look at a guy and think "You. Let's." although I mightn't say it out loud. Sometimes stuff would just happen, sometimes it wouldn't. Or, the guy would say (or gesture somehow) "Let's" and I'd think it was a marvellous idea, and we would.
Crushing? Crushing is recent, and I'm not sure how much I like it.
lori - Apr 06, 2006 9:30:03 am PDT #9182 of 10001
my not-nice, very mean friends' April Fool's this year was that a noodle house was opening in the neighborhood. It was allegedly called "Honpopo". They had a fake logo made up and everything.
Those bastards! So harsh. Tell Dug he's a meanie head.
Ailleann - Apr 06, 2006 9:30:48 am PDT #9183 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Sadly, Alton Brown is already taken.
Does AB have a motorcycle?
pines for the fjords
Gudanov - Apr 06, 2006 9:31:42 am PDT #9184 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Dude, Bob can totally kick Steve's ass.
I dunno, I hear Steve fights dirty.
Jessica - Apr 06, 2006 9:31:52 am PDT #9185 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
