God is angry at New York for not voting for Bush, obviously.
I mean, obviously.
Ah, yes, of course. The gypsies, they gave you your soul. The gypsies are filthy people. Ptui! We shall speak of them no more.
Ilona Costa Bianchi ,'The Girl in Question'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - Apr 05, 2006 8:02:07 am PDT #8750 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
§ ita § - Apr 05, 2006 8:04:11 am PDT #8751 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
A battery can't electrocute you, right? You'd just be risking jacking up the light.
I love the idea, but I need a bigger bath. It's kinda full in there with me and the three rubber duckies.
I think I've found the right work shirt. It's got multiple darts and fits me both at the ribs and the breastesses. Thing is, it cost $11.99, and that makes me suspicious. Also, it comes in weird colours.
DavidS - Apr 05, 2006 8:05:52 am PDT #8752 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Aw, crud, it is only me who likes Pynchon jokes.
Not hardly, Slothrop.
Allyson - Apr 05, 2006 8:08:38 am PDT #8753 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I need a roadtrip. Where should I go?
tommyrot - Apr 05, 2006 8:09:24 am PDT #8754 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I need a roadtrip. Where should I go?
Do you know the way to San Jose?
Dana - Apr 05, 2006 8:10:30 am PDT #8755 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Don't forget that left turn at Albuquerque.
Ailleann - Apr 05, 2006 8:14:05 am PDT #8756 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
If you're going.... to San Francisco....
hands you flowers
JZ - Apr 05, 2006 8:15:04 am PDT #8757 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Thing is, it cost $11.99, and that makes me suspicious.
Well, if it turns out to have some secret freakitosity, at least you're only out $11.99; it's not a major sartorial investment.
Also, it comes in weird colours.
Slightly more problematic. Does it at least come in white? Is it even a little bit cotton, and hence possibly dyeable?
Scrappy - Apr 05, 2006 8:15:59 am PDT #8758 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Allyson--
First, go up the coast and stop when you need to to eat and look at the ocean. If you have a day or two, keep going until you get to San Luis Obispo, and hang out there.
Second--SO sorry about my late notes to you. I suck. You will have them by dinnertime--I hope that's okay.
JZ - Apr 05, 2006 8:36:17 am PDT #8759 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Also, what Robin said. Up the coast, stop and look at the pretty things along the way, and if you have a morsel of money to spare stop at the Madonna Inn and revel in the cheese. Possibly in the caveman room.
Or continue all the way up to San Francisco and get the Zmayhem tour. As a bonus, when your friend and her partner move here, you can tell them all the sooper seekrit fabulous places they need to go and look all insider-y and cool.