Jayne: Yeah, that was some pretty risky sittin' you did there. Wash: That's right, of course, 'cause they wouldn't arrest me if we got boarded, I'm just the pilot. I can always say I was flying the ship by accident.

'Serenity'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Apr 05, 2006 5:06:54 am PDT #8671 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Is anyone watching The Unit?

Yes, but not in real-time (I'm 2 eps behind right now).


DXMachina - Apr 05, 2006 5:10:32 am PDT #8672 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

As I was watching NCIS, I was snorting about how many naked (dead) bodies they show, using a bright light effect to wash out the key parts. Barely.

I was thinking the same thing last night.


sarameg - Apr 05, 2006 5:13:34 am PDT #8673 of 10001

Hah. I think it was cause there were so many. And they were realllly pushing it a couple times.


Tom Scola - Apr 05, 2006 5:17:54 am PDT #8674 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

CBS was recently fined three million dollars by the FCC for that sort of thing: [link]

(Link is kind-of NSFW. The video that it links to is even more NSFW).


sarameg - Apr 05, 2006 5:25:39 am PDT #8675 of 10001

And yet they have the rep (or used to) as being the warm&fuzzy channel!


Allyson - Apr 05, 2006 5:40:31 am PDT #8676 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Another one bringing honor and dignity back to the White House

Brian J. Doyle, DOB 4/7/50, the Deputy Press Secretary for the U.S. Department of Homeland Security's Office of Public Affairs in Washington, D.C., was arrested this evening at his residence in Silver Springs, Maryland, on 23 Polk County charges related to the use of a computer to seduce a child and transmitting harmful materials to a minor.

On March 12, 2006, Doyle contacted a 14-year-old girl whose profile was posted on the Internet, and initiated a sexually explicit conversation with her. The girl was actually an undercover Polk County Sheriff s Computer Crimes detective. Doyle knew that the girl was 14 years old, and he told her who he was and that he worked for the U.S. Department of Homeland Security. During future online chats, Doyle gave the undercover detective posing as a 14-year-old girl his office phone number and his government-issued cell phone number, so that they could have telephone conversations, in addition to their online chatting. Doyle used the Internet to send hard-core pornographic movie clips to the girl and used the AOL Instant Messenger chat service to have explicit sexual conversations with her.

The investigation revealed that the phone numbers given to the detective were in fact Doyle s, and that the AOL account used was registered to Doyle. Doyle also sent photos of himself to the detective, which were not sexually explicit but did serve to further positively identify him.


Jessica - Apr 05, 2006 5:43:21 am PDT #8677 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Top ten weirdest keyboards ever.


JZ - Apr 05, 2006 5:45:33 am PDT #8678 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Doyle knew that the girl was 14 years old, and he told her who he was and that he worked for the U.S. Department of Homeland Security. During future online chats, Doyle gave the undercover detective posing as a 14-year-old girl his office phone number and his government-issued cell phone number, so that they could have telephone conversations, in addition to their online chatting.

shudder
A creepy repulsive pedophile, and truly too stupid to live.


sumi - Apr 05, 2006 5:47:09 am PDT #8679 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

ita & sarameg -- yep, Noel totally had the boy-sex to get out of Spain.


Jessica - Apr 05, 2006 5:55:19 am PDT #8680 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Huh -- Baking powder and baking soda are kosher for Passover.