Lorne: You know what they say about people who need people. Connor: They're the luckiest people in the world. Lorne: You been sneaking peeks at my Streisand collection again, Kiddo? Connor: Just kinda popped out.

'Time Bomb'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Apr 05, 2006 5:40:31 am PDT #8676 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Another one bringing honor and dignity back to the White House

Brian J. Doyle, DOB 4/7/50, the Deputy Press Secretary for the U.S. Department of Homeland Security's Office of Public Affairs in Washington, D.C., was arrested this evening at his residence in Silver Springs, Maryland, on 23 Polk County charges related to the use of a computer to seduce a child and transmitting harmful materials to a minor.

On March 12, 2006, Doyle contacted a 14-year-old girl whose profile was posted on the Internet, and initiated a sexually explicit conversation with her. The girl was actually an undercover Polk County Sheriff s Computer Crimes detective. Doyle knew that the girl was 14 years old, and he told her who he was and that he worked for the U.S. Department of Homeland Security. During future online chats, Doyle gave the undercover detective posing as a 14-year-old girl his office phone number and his government-issued cell phone number, so that they could have telephone conversations, in addition to their online chatting. Doyle used the Internet to send hard-core pornographic movie clips to the girl and used the AOL Instant Messenger chat service to have explicit sexual conversations with her.

The investigation revealed that the phone numbers given to the detective were in fact Doyle s, and that the AOL account used was registered to Doyle. Doyle also sent photos of himself to the detective, which were not sexually explicit but did serve to further positively identify him.


Jessica - Apr 05, 2006 5:43:21 am PDT #8677 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Top ten weirdest keyboards ever.


JZ - Apr 05, 2006 5:45:33 am PDT #8678 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Doyle knew that the girl was 14 years old, and he told her who he was and that he worked for the U.S. Department of Homeland Security. During future online chats, Doyle gave the undercover detective posing as a 14-year-old girl his office phone number and his government-issued cell phone number, so that they could have telephone conversations, in addition to their online chatting.

shudder
A creepy repulsive pedophile, and truly too stupid to live.


sumi - Apr 05, 2006 5:47:09 am PDT #8679 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

ita & sarameg -- yep, Noel totally had the boy-sex to get out of Spain.


Jessica - Apr 05, 2006 5:55:19 am PDT #8680 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Huh -- Baking powder and baking soda are kosher for Passover.


Hayden - Apr 05, 2006 5:58:29 am PDT #8681 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

A creepy repulsive pedophile, and truly too stupid to live.

Damn you Democrats, with your politics of personal destruction! It's clear to me that he was doing a heck of a job until one of you left-wingers stepped in and entrapped him with your lies. Your lies about being a 14-year-old girl, that is.

Going back a ways, I'm not sure if I'd be more or less troubled if it was Yoyodyne instead.

Ha! I was going to make a similar joke, but decided that no one but me likes Pynchon jokes. I was wrong!


tommyrot - Apr 05, 2006 6:00:27 am PDT #8682 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Baking powder and baking soda are kosher for Passover.

Is vinegar kosher? 'Cuz then you could make a kosher vinegar and baking soda volcano....


bon bon - Apr 05, 2006 6:02:44 am PDT #8683 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Holy shit people, we need to get right with G*D, because it just got fucking apocalyptic around here. It's snowing like crazy! Cats and dogs, living together...!


Jesse - Apr 05, 2006 6:03:29 am PDT #8684 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It's a weird color out, too. Creepy.


tommyrot - Apr 05, 2006 6:04:26 am PDT #8685 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Rain of toads?