Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?

Zoe ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 04, 2006 8:52:55 am PDT #8447 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Empire waists look terrible on me. I am small-busted and very long-waisted. I actually don't like them on most people; I like waists.

I think I have a long torso and a high waist. I keep forgetting. However, very little fits me at the waist--so it looks like I don't have one most of the time anyway. So I might as well not hide the breasts. I gotta have some feminine features. I think it's easier to extrapolate me having a waist if my breasts aren't obscured. And it only looks like I have hips if I make a clear narrow point somewhere on my torso. Waist is best, but under the breasts works fine.


Kathy A - Apr 04, 2006 8:54:15 am PDT #8448 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I am small-busted and very long-waisted.

Me too! Drop waists actually looked much better on me than fitted-waist dresses or empire waists (which make me look pregnant--when I was 12, I had a roller-coaster operator forbid me entry to the ride because she thought I was preggo, and I was just fat and wearing a empire-waist shirt).


Trudy Booth - Apr 04, 2006 8:56:37 am PDT #8449 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I love the teeny tiny denim skirt. But then again my fashion choices, especially during the summer, tend to run toward the "How close to nekkid without actually being nekkid can I get?" variety.

A fact that even casual observers appreciate profoundly.


sarameg - Apr 04, 2006 8:56:56 am PDT #8450 of 10001

In 1979, I had yellow and green plaid polyester shorts. I also had navy blue, brown and red and green plaid pants that were worn with a dakr green turtleneck.

Thank god I was 4 and was not in charge of the contents of my wardrobe.


sarameg - Apr 04, 2006 9:01:52 am PDT #8451 of 10001

Dear people,

I do not have the ability to travel forward in time. It is not on my job description. Therefore, if I cannot do something to an account that does not yet exist.

me


Calli - Apr 04, 2006 9:04:06 am PDT #8452 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I do not have the ability to travel forward in time. It is not on my job description.

Can you travel back in time? 'Cause that's the skill I'm lacking right now. (Due date for a document to go online? March 31. When the editor says she'll get me the files to start on the document? Sometime next week.)


Jessica - Apr 04, 2006 9:05:55 am PDT #8453 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I do not have the ability to travel forward in time. It is not on my job description.

I need this stapled to the back of my chair.


Jesse - Apr 04, 2006 9:19:04 am PDT #8454 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Food question: I bought four avocados yesterday. Needless to say, they'll all be ripe tomorrow, probably. Is there any way to retard the ripening of a couple of them? Even for me, one avocado/day is about all I'm going to eat.


Jessica - Apr 04, 2006 9:20:10 am PDT #8455 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If you put them in the fridge, they'll stop ripening. (Just be sure and wrap them in something soft so they don't bruise.)


Narrator - Apr 04, 2006 9:21:52 am PDT #8456 of 10001
The evil is this way?

I do not have the ability to travel forward in time. It is not on my job description.

Can you be two places at once? If so, can you tell me how to do it?