I do not have the ability to travel forward in time. It is not on my job description.
Can you travel back in time? 'Cause that's the skill I'm lacking right now. (Due date for a document to go online? March 31. When the editor says she'll get me the files to start on the document? Sometime next week.)
I do not have the ability to travel forward in time. It is not on my job description.
I need this stapled to the back of my chair.
Food question: I bought four avocados yesterday. Needless to say, they'll all be ripe tomorrow, probably. Is there any way to retard the ripening of a couple of them? Even for me, one avocado/day is about all I'm going to eat.
If you put them in the fridge, they'll stop ripening. (Just be sure and wrap them in something soft so they don't bruise.)
I do not have the ability to travel forward in time. It is not on my job description.
Can you be two places at once? If so, can you tell me how to do it?
Why is today so slow? Does it have something to do with that extra gravity thing? Is gravity slowing the rotation of the earth?
Extra gravity does slow down time, but only relative to someone (or a clock or something) in a lesser amount of gravity.
If you put them in the fridge, they'll stop ripening. (Just be sure and wrap them in something soft so they don't bruise.)
Right on, thanks. Of course, I should have thought of that, since it's just how I deal with bananas.
Why is today so slow?
I got to work at 7:30am this morning. I must have set the world askew with this action.
I'm so sorry.
Why is today so slow?
Because it's Tuesday, and Tuesdays are always slow.
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