Dear people,
I do not have the ability to travel forward in time. It is not on my job description. Therefore, if I cannot do something to an account that does not yet exist.
me
Okay, um, I'm lost. Uh, I'm angry, and I'm armed, so if you two have something that you need to work out --
Mal ,'War Stories'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Apr 04, 2006 9:01:52 am PDT #8451 of 10001
Calli - Apr 04, 2006 9:04:06 am PDT #8452 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I do not have the ability to travel forward in time. It is not on my job description.
Can you travel back in time? 'Cause that's the skill I'm lacking right now. (Due date for a document to go online? March 31. When the editor says she'll get me the files to start on the document? Sometime next week.)
Jessica - Apr 04, 2006 9:05:55 am PDT #8453 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I do not have the ability to travel forward in time. It is not on my job description.
I need this stapled to the back of my chair.
Jesse - Apr 04, 2006 9:19:04 am PDT #8454 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Food question: I bought four avocados yesterday. Needless to say, they'll all be ripe tomorrow, probably. Is there any way to retard the ripening of a couple of them? Even for me, one avocado/day is about all I'm going to eat.
Jessica - Apr 04, 2006 9:20:10 am PDT #8455 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
If you put them in the fridge, they'll stop ripening. (Just be sure and wrap them in something soft so they don't bruise.)
Narrator - Apr 04, 2006 9:21:52 am PDT #8456 of 10001
The evil is this way?
I do not have the ability to travel forward in time. It is not on my job description.
Can you be two places at once? If so, can you tell me how to do it?
Dana - Apr 04, 2006 9:28:22 am PDT #8457 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Why is today so slow? Does it have something to do with that extra gravity thing? Is gravity slowing the rotation of the earth?
Gudanov - Apr 04, 2006 9:31:54 am PDT #8458 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Extra gravity does slow down time, but only relative to someone (or a clock or something) in a lesser amount of gravity.
Jesse - Apr 04, 2006 9:34:08 am PDT #8459 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
If you put them in the fridge, they'll stop ripening. (Just be sure and wrap them in something soft so they don't bruise.)
Right on, thanks. Of course, I should have thought of that, since it's just how I deal with bananas.
shrift - Apr 04, 2006 9:50:01 am PDT #8460 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Why is today so slow?
I got to work at 7:30am this morning. I must have set the world askew with this action.
I'm so sorry.