But, see, I'm pretty damn sure that gay men are only looking to marry other gay men.
Tep, why do you hate America?
Because the America *I* grew up in was a place where a man was a man and a turtle was a turtle, and they knew their rightful places when it came to The Sex. Nowawdays, it's all turtles and bison, men and loaves of bread, women and their shower massagers. But I say NO! No, indeed! MY America is a place where men marry men (who want to be marrying them), and women marry women (ditto), and The Straights can do whatever the hell they want, as long as they don't expect me to take part in the bouquet toss!
I'm Steph L., and I approve of this message.
I don't need enlightenment otherwise.
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Hmm. Do I go onsite for this meeting or not...I have about ten minutes to decide.
John Cornyn: The senator from Texas issued a statement in which he advocated a constitutional ban on gay marriage with the following logic: "It does not affect your daily life very much if your neighbor marries a box turtle. But that does not mean it is right. . . . Now you must raise your children up in a world where that union of man and box turtle is on the same legal footing as man and wife."
IIRC, that actual speech was penned by the kid who just got himself fired from washingtonpost.com.
IIRC, that actual speech was penned by the kid who just got himself fired from washingtonpost.com.
I do remember Bill O'Reilly taking that line and running with it, though. It was apparently the most reasoned and logical statement he'd heard on the matter to date.
men and loaves of bread,
Men and pie! It's all Jim Levenstein's fault, the slut. Once you corrupt apple pie it's all downhill and turtle pr0n from there.
Cutest thumb drive ever. But I had no idea she had a cat--is that legal?
I remember Jon Stewart doing diagrams of the man/turtle love, for those who were unclear on the concept.
that actual speech was penned by the kid who just got himself fired from washingtonpost.com.
I know he was fired for being a plagiarist, but plagiarism and hilarious, staggering idiocy tend to go together, right?
I'm reading turtle pr0n right now AIFG!
has a slice of pie
I still want to know how anyone can figure out when a box turtle consents to a marriage.
I do remember Bill O'Reilly taking that line and running with it, though. It was apparently the most reasoned and logical statement he'd heard on the matter to date.
Good thing the guy used a box turtle as an example, then, and not, say, a falafel.
