I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.

Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 30, 2006 11:36:36 am PST #7348 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I do remember Bill O'Reilly taking that line and running with it, though. It was apparently the most reasoned and logical statement he'd heard on the matter to date.

Good thing the guy used a box turtle as an example, then, and not, say, a falafel.


Sophia Brooks - Mar 30, 2006 11:37:09 am PST #7349 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Oh my god! I must have that thumb drive!

I go back and forth on this -- not on the thinking homosexuality is wrong, but on subscribing to a religion that says so. Which I do

I might have this same problem if I was raised in a religion, but I was not, so any religion I find now, i feel like I would have to agree with it pretty fully or I would feel like a hypocrite.


Jessica - Mar 30, 2006 11:38:13 am PST #7350 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I still want to know how anyone can figure out when a box turtle consents to a marriage.

When a mommy box turtle and a daddy bison love each other very much...


sarameg - Mar 30, 2006 11:38:52 am PST #7351 of 10001

Jessica is a horrible, horrible person!


msbelle - Mar 30, 2006 11:41:40 am PST #7352 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

you are all wrongheaded wrong monsters.


Theodosia - Mar 30, 2006 11:43:31 am PST #7353 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I think I've seen a picture of a turtle attempting to mate with a crash helmet, does that count? Or only if the love that dare not [turtle noise] itself is consumated?


vw bug - Mar 30, 2006 11:44:38 am PST #7354 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

you are all wrongheaded wrong monsters.

But funny. Really, really funny.


libkitty - Mar 30, 2006 11:45:39 am PST #7355 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

Thanks for all the birthday wishes! I have decided to have a birthday week this year, and it's working out wonderfully well.

I had other things I was going to say, but I got all caught up in the fascinating discussion of religion and morals and forgot most of them. Then I saw the picture of the shark and kayaker, and every other thought immediately left my head. I just love b.org!


Trudy Booth - Mar 30, 2006 11:46:26 am PST #7356 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I think a birthday week is an excellent idea.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIBKITTY!!!!!!!


libkitty - Mar 30, 2006 11:51:16 am PST #7357 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

It's been so fun, getting together with different people each evening. Last night, about fifty people at my church's Wednesday night supper (at another church for now, natch) sang happy birthday to me. My face was so red!

Also, I'm really fortunate, because I have a co-worker with the same birthday, whose husband is a professional chef, and she brought in the best tiramisu ever. I didn't even like tiramisu before today. Yum!

Plus, I brought apples and croissants and brie for breakfast and make folks at work mochas. And I made little open-faced sandwiches for work at lunch of basil walnut bread, pesto, muenster cheese, and hothouse tomatoes. I'm just having so much fun today. And I'm actually getting some work done too!