I don't need enlightenment otherwise.
::dumps clipboard contents::
Hmm. Do I go onsite for this meeting or not...I have about ten minutes to decide.
Hello? Gay now!
Willow ,'Showtime'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Mar 30, 2006 11:28:19 am PST #7340 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
JZ - Mar 30, 2006 11:28:39 am PST #7341 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
John Cornyn: The senator from Texas issued a statement in which he advocated a constitutional ban on gay marriage with the following logic: "It does not affect your daily life very much if your neighbor marries a box turtle. But that does not mean it is right. . . . Now you must raise your children up in a world where that union of man and box turtle is on the same legal footing as man and wife."
IIRC, that actual speech was penned by the kid who just got himself fired from washingtonpost.com.
Jessica - Mar 30, 2006 11:30:20 am PST #7342 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
IIRC, that actual speech was penned by the kid who just got himself fired from washingtonpost.com.
I do remember Bill O'Reilly taking that line and running with it, though. It was apparently the most reasoned and logical statement he'd heard on the matter to date.
Calli - Mar 30, 2006 11:30:21 am PST #7343 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
men and loaves of bread,
Men and pie! It's all Jim Levenstein's fault, the slut. Once you corrupt apple pie it's all downhill and turtle pr0n from there.
§ ita § - Mar 30, 2006 11:31:44 am PST #7344 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Cutest thumb drive ever. But I had no idea she had a cat--is that legal?
Nutty - Mar 30, 2006 11:35:05 am PST #7345 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I remember Jon Stewart doing diagrams of the man/turtle love, for those who were unclear on the concept.
that actual speech was penned by the kid who just got himself fired from washingtonpost.com.
I know he was fired for being a plagiarist, but plagiarism and hilarious, staggering idiocy tend to go together, right?
Ailleann - Mar 30, 2006 11:35:06 am PST #7346 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
I'm reading turtle pr0n right now AIFG!
has a slice of pie
Fred Pete - Mar 30, 2006 11:36:19 am PST #7347 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
I still want to know how anyone can figure out when a box turtle consents to a marriage.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 30, 2006 11:36:36 am PST #7348 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I do remember Bill O'Reilly taking that line and running with it, though. It was apparently the most reasoned and logical statement he'd heard on the matter to date.
Good thing the guy used a box turtle as an example, then, and not, say, a falafel.
Sophia Brooks - Mar 30, 2006 11:37:09 am PST #7349 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Oh my god! I must have that thumb drive!
I go back and forth on this -- not on the thinking homosexuality is wrong, but on subscribing to a religion that says so. Which I do
I might have this same problem if I was raised in a religion, but I was not, so any religion I find now, i feel like I would have to agree with it pretty fully or I would feel like a hypocrite.