Actually, I was thinking it would be sort of like a pet. You know, we could...we could name her Trixie, or Miss Kitty Fantastico, or something.

Tara ,'Empty Places'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Mar 01, 2006 12:56:33 pm PST #713 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

bon bon - insent.


§ ita § - Mar 01, 2006 12:59:05 pm PST #714 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

(real name alert)


DavidS - Mar 01, 2006 12:59:36 pm PST #715 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Now we just need a good cutlery discussion.

And gerunds. And serial commas.


bon bon - Mar 01, 2006 1:01:54 pm PST #716 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Merci, ladies.


msbelle - Mar 01, 2006 1:03:34 pm PST #717 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

so sorry. really.


amych - Mar 01, 2006 1:13:19 pm PST #718 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I'm 5'4" and consider it tall or short depending on the company. Hub is 5'78", and we both tend toward the stocky and putting-on-muscle-ish. If we ever sprogged, we might as well just name the poor thing Gimli right from the outset.

In completely unrelated news, the only PMP I know is just about the least pimpish person in my quite un-pimpish department. And yes, it's in his email sig, and I think "PIMP" every damn time.


DavidS - Mar 01, 2006 1:13:55 pm PST #719 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

So, anyone here surprised by this?

Huh. Brown actually looks to be Not The Most Incompetent Guy In The Room in those transcripts. WTF? How could you tell the President everything that was going to happen in NOLA before the storm hit and have him do nothing?


DavidS - Mar 01, 2006 1:14:57 pm PST #720 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

If we ever sprogged, we might as well just name the poor thing Gimli right from the outset.

Short and squat is actually an excellent baseball physique. See: Yogi Berra, Tony Gwynn, Hack Wilson...


amych - Mar 01, 2006 1:17:31 pm PST #721 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Short and squat is actually an excellent baseball physique.

Dude, my unlikely-to-ever-exist sprog is already promised to the sabre gods. Don't go tempting hir with yer talk of big-money sports!


§ ita § - Mar 01, 2006 1:18:12 pm PST #722 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Wrestling! Get your putative kid into wrestling!