Merci, ladies.
I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.
Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
bon bon - Mar 01, 2006 1:01:54 pm PST #716 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
msbelle - Mar 01, 2006 1:03:34 pm PST #717 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
so sorry. really.
amych - Mar 01, 2006 1:13:19 pm PST #718 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I'm 5'4" and consider it tall or short depending on the company. Hub is 5'78", and we both tend toward the stocky and putting-on-muscle-ish. If we ever sprogged, we might as well just name the poor thing Gimli right from the outset.
In completely unrelated news, the only PMP I know is just about the least pimpish person in my quite un-pimpish department. And yes, it's in his email sig, and I think "PIMP" every damn time.
DavidS - Mar 01, 2006 1:13:55 pm PST #719 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
So, anyone here surprised by this?
Huh. Brown actually looks to be Not The Most Incompetent Guy In The Room in those transcripts. WTF? How could you tell the President everything that was going to happen in NOLA before the storm hit and have him do nothing?
DavidS - Mar 01, 2006 1:14:57 pm PST #720 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
If we ever sprogged, we might as well just name the poor thing Gimli right from the outset.
Short and squat is actually an excellent baseball physique. See: Yogi Berra, Tony Gwynn, Hack Wilson...
amych - Mar 01, 2006 1:17:31 pm PST #721 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Short and squat is actually an excellent baseball physique.
Dude, my unlikely-to-ever-exist sprog is already promised to the sabre gods. Don't go tempting hir with yer talk of big-money sports!
§ ita § - Mar 01, 2006 1:18:12 pm PST #722 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Wrestling! Get your putative kid into wrestling!
§ ita § - Mar 01, 2006 1:19:03 pm PST #723 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Someone's eating slightly burnt popcorn. Why does the world/my body hate me so?
DavidS - Mar 01, 2006 1:23:37 pm PST #724 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Don't go tempting hir with yer talk of big-money sports!
Shoot, if your sprogling is left-handed they're practically halfway to a million dollar contract.
amych - Mar 01, 2006 1:26:14 pm PST #725 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Hmm.... I think I have one left-handed second cousin, and Hub has no lefty family that I know of. So wrestling it is! (especially if it gets to wear the spiffy Mexican-style mask.)