A year and a half ago, I could have eviscerated him with my thoughts. Now I can barely hurt his feelings. Things used to be so much simpler.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Mar 01, 2006 10:15:27 am PST #635 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And if you do that, let me know. I'd like to see you flounce.

Heh. I'm decades out of practice.


Fred Pete - Mar 01, 2006 10:16:07 am PST #636 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Let's do some creative editing:

“OK, big boy.” – Sen. Trent Lott (R-MS)


Nutty - Mar 01, 2006 10:17:25 am PST #637 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

OK, big boy

I know there must be a snotty way to say this phrase, but all I can think of is the sultry way, and Trent Lott + sultry = brain-gymnastics and sorrow.


juliana - Mar 01, 2006 10:17:44 am PST #638 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Do you want to hug Shaq?

Actually, yeah, kinda. He's big and goofy. Yao Ming, on the other hand, maybe not. It'd be like hugging a ladder.


DXMachina - Mar 01, 2006 10:18:38 am PST #639 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

I know there must be a snotty way to say this phrase,

Add a Mississippi accent.


DavidS - Mar 01, 2006 10:19:57 am PST #640 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I do not have big hair!!!

Correction: Allyson has a receding skull. That extra hair is supposed to be on the inside, apparently. This may account for the otherwordly gloss.


tommyrot - Mar 01, 2006 10:20:06 am PST #641 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Add a Mississippi accent.

And add a Mint Julep to Trent's hand.


msbelle - Mar 01, 2006 10:23:05 am PST #642 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Allyson, we can go beat up David together.


DavidS - Mar 01, 2006 10:24:53 am PST #643 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Allyson, we can go beat up David together.

It's so cute when she hops in the Tonka Truck and revs the engine, waving the front-loader up and down furiously.


msbelle - Mar 01, 2006 10:26:20 am PST #644 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

asskickin comin your way mr. flamey shoes. just keep it up monkey boy.