Reynolds, I'm a dangerous-minded man on a ship loaded with hurt. Now, why you got me chatting with your peons?

Womack ,'The Message'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Mar 01, 2006 10:26:20 am PST #644 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

asskickin comin your way mr. flamey shoes. just keep it up monkey boy.


Allyson - Mar 01, 2006 10:27:52 am PST #645 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

ita taught me how to fight, david.


DavidS - Mar 01, 2006 10:28:22 am PST #646 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

asskickin comin your way mr. flamey shoes. just keep it up monkey boy.

::immediately adopts serpentine avoidance strategy as coccyx is still sore from Tahoe sledding::


DavidS - Mar 01, 2006 10:29:59 am PST #647 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

ita taught me how to fight, david.

Did she get her head caught in your hair whilst teaching the headbutt?

::ponders that image::

Is this the source of all the migraines?


tommyrot - Mar 01, 2006 10:30:47 am PST #648 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

OOh! Good news!

The just released February ratings for cable news networks tell a tale that is decidedly downbeat for Fox News, the leader in propaganda programming. In a comparison with February 2005, the numbers for every network are up except for Fox.

...

This may come as some surprise to Bill O'Reilly who, in a moment of empathy for his competition at MSNBC, started a petition to replace Keith Olbermann with former MSNBC host, Phil Donahue. O'Reilly felt sorry for what he said was the net's poor performance. Never mind that Olbermann's show drew more viewers than MSNBC's conservative hosted shows. And I certainly doubt that Bill was just being indignant because Keith was being mean to him on a nightly basis. Now Bill has to swallow the difficult truth that Keith's viewership is growing while his own is shrinking. In the key demographic group of viewers aged 25-54, the Total Day ratings for MSNBC rose 47% while Fox declined -13%.

Fox's Prime Time erosion was even greater at -21%. In fact, in every hour in the daypart, from 3:00pm till midnight, Fox numbers were lower. This is a distinction that only Fox, of the five nets surveyed, was able to achieve.

The largest decline was suffered by Greta Van Susteran's On The Record (-22%), followed closely by O'Reilly (-21%). Hannity & What's His Name took the Bronze (-17%). Of the MSNBC programs opposite those losers, Olbermann's Countdown was the biggest gainer (55%), which I'm sure doesn't bother O'Reilly at all.

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Nora Deirdre - Mar 01, 2006 10:35:41 am PST #649 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

EAT IT Bill O'Reilly!


DavidS - Mar 01, 2006 10:36:24 am PST #650 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Truth in Advertising: Allyson's hair - while full of bounce and shiny health - is in no wise big. Also, msbelle is in fact bigger than a chipmunk on a Tonka Truck, adorable though that image may be. She is violent though. This is a provable fact.


Burrell - Mar 01, 2006 10:37:47 am PST #651 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

With food preferences, names (well, maybe one name post) and sizes, today is greatest hits day in Natter. On the other hand, scandalous gossip makes it all worthwhile.

damn. I missed the scandalous gossip.


Kalshane - Mar 01, 2006 10:38:52 am PST #652 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Joy. CIO just called an all-hands meeting for Friday at 4pm. It's only supposed to be an hour, but our meetings always, always, always go at least an hour long. Nothing like staying late on a Friday.


Fred Pete - Mar 01, 2006 10:41:07 am PST #653 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

The just released February ratings for cable news networks tell a tale that is decidedly downbeat for Fox News, the leader in propaganda programming. In a comparison with February 2005, the numbers for every network are up except for Fox.

Schadenfreude on Line 1.

And it feels so good!