Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Mar 01, 2006 10:19:57 am PST #640 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I do not have big hair!!!

Correction: Allyson has a receding skull. That extra hair is supposed to be on the inside, apparently. This may account for the otherwordly gloss.


tommyrot - Mar 01, 2006 10:20:06 am PST #641 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Add a Mississippi accent.

And add a Mint Julep to Trent's hand.


msbelle - Mar 01, 2006 10:23:05 am PST #642 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Allyson, we can go beat up David together.


DavidS - Mar 01, 2006 10:24:53 am PST #643 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Allyson, we can go beat up David together.

It's so cute when she hops in the Tonka Truck and revs the engine, waving the front-loader up and down furiously.


msbelle - Mar 01, 2006 10:26:20 am PST #644 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

asskickin comin your way mr. flamey shoes. just keep it up monkey boy.


Allyson - Mar 01, 2006 10:27:52 am PST #645 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

ita taught me how to fight, david.


DavidS - Mar 01, 2006 10:28:22 am PST #646 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

asskickin comin your way mr. flamey shoes. just keep it up monkey boy.

::immediately adopts serpentine avoidance strategy as coccyx is still sore from Tahoe sledding::


DavidS - Mar 01, 2006 10:29:59 am PST #647 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

ita taught me how to fight, david.

Did she get her head caught in your hair whilst teaching the headbutt?

::ponders that image::

Is this the source of all the migraines?


tommyrot - Mar 01, 2006 10:30:47 am PST #648 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

OOh! Good news!

The just released February ratings for cable news networks tell a tale that is decidedly downbeat for Fox News, the leader in propaganda programming. In a comparison with February 2005, the numbers for every network are up except for Fox.

...

This may come as some surprise to Bill O'Reilly who, in a moment of empathy for his competition at MSNBC, started a petition to replace Keith Olbermann with former MSNBC host, Phil Donahue. O'Reilly felt sorry for what he said was the net's poor performance. Never mind that Olbermann's show drew more viewers than MSNBC's conservative hosted shows. And I certainly doubt that Bill was just being indignant because Keith was being mean to him on a nightly basis. Now Bill has to swallow the difficult truth that Keith's viewership is growing while his own is shrinking. In the key demographic group of viewers aged 25-54, the Total Day ratings for MSNBC rose 47% while Fox declined -13%.

Fox's Prime Time erosion was even greater at -21%. In fact, in every hour in the daypart, from 3:00pm till midnight, Fox numbers were lower. This is a distinction that only Fox, of the five nets surveyed, was able to achieve.

The largest decline was suffered by Greta Van Susteran's On The Record (-22%), followed closely by O'Reilly (-21%). Hannity & What's His Name took the Bronze (-17%). Of the MSNBC programs opposite those losers, Olbermann's Countdown was the biggest gainer (55%), which I'm sure doesn't bother O'Reilly at all.

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Nora Deirdre - Mar 01, 2006 10:35:41 am PST #649 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

EAT IT Bill O'Reilly!