I think if you do see someone in that shirt, you should go up to them and say, "That's fine. You're not my friend either!" And then poke your tongue out at them and flounce away.
And if you do that, let me know. I'd like to see you flounce.
My food is problematic.
River ,'The Message'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
ChiKat - Mar 01, 2006 10:13:38 am PST #632 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Allyson - Mar 01, 2006 10:13:41 am PST #633 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Allyson is short, and at least five inches of her height are due to hair volume.
I do not have big hair!!!
tommyrot - Mar 01, 2006 10:14:23 am PST #634 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Quote of the day:
“OK, big boy, I’ll just vote to override your veto.” – Sen. Trent Lott (R-MS) on Bush’s threat to veto any legislation related to the UAE.
tommyrot - Mar 01, 2006 10:15:27 am PST #635 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
And if you do that, let me know. I'd like to see you flounce.
Heh. I'm decades out of practice.
Fred Pete - Mar 01, 2006 10:16:07 am PST #636 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Let's do some creative editing:
“OK, big boy.” – Sen. Trent Lott (R-MS)
Nutty - Mar 01, 2006 10:17:25 am PST #637 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
OK, big boy
I know there must be a snotty way to say this phrase, but all I can think of is the sultry way, and Trent Lott + sultry = brain-gymnastics and sorrow.
juliana - Mar 01, 2006 10:17:44 am PST #638 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Do you want to hug Shaq?
Actually, yeah, kinda. He's big and goofy. Yao Ming, on the other hand, maybe not. It'd be like hugging a ladder.
DXMachina - Mar 01, 2006 10:18:38 am PST #639 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
I know there must be a snotty way to say this phrase,
Add a Mississippi accent.
DavidS - Mar 01, 2006 10:19:57 am PST #640 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I do not have big hair!!!
Correction: Allyson has a receding skull. That extra hair is supposed to be on the inside, apparently. This may account for the otherwordly gloss.
tommyrot - Mar 01, 2006 10:20:06 am PST #641 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Add a Mississippi accent.
And add a Mint Julep to Trent's hand.