Sir? I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.

Zoe ,'The Train Job'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Mar 01, 2006 10:07:31 am PST #626 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

JZ bounding in here to confess that Hec is "not really that into music."

So untrue! I have a John Mayer CD. And uh, I watch American Idol. Yeah, take that scurrilous rumor.


bon bon - Mar 01, 2006 10:08:50 am PST #627 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

And uh, I watch American Idol.

It did take me a while to draft what JZ would admit about you. At one point it was that you were a "Claymate" but I thought that might be a little obscure for the room.


Nutty - Mar 01, 2006 10:09:32 am PST #628 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I dunno. American Idol? That is like the anti-music, isn't it?


Nilly - Mar 01, 2006 10:09:39 am PST #629 of 10001
Swouncing

I buckeled up my cilantro when I drove home from buying salad forks which I plan to eat steak with.

I just skipped to this post when I was coming to take a last look at Natter for the night. A sum up of all the Natter greatest hits.

[Edit: x-post with bon bon. Of course, for it to be really "greatest hits" it had to have an x-post.]


tommyrot - Mar 01, 2006 10:09:42 am PST #630 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Should I be offended if I ever see someone wearing this t-shirt? [link]

What does it mean?


DavidS - Mar 01, 2006 10:12:02 am PST #631 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I dunno. American Idol? That is like the anti-music, isn't it?

It's like I was damning myself with faint praise references.


ChiKat - Mar 01, 2006 10:13:38 am PST #632 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I think if you do see someone in that shirt, you should go up to them and say, "That's fine. You're not my friend either!" And then poke your tongue out at them and flounce away.

And if you do that, let me know. I'd like to see you flounce.


Allyson - Mar 01, 2006 10:13:41 am PST #633 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Allyson is short, and at least five inches of her height are due to hair volume.

I do not have big hair!!!


tommyrot - Mar 01, 2006 10:14:23 am PST #634 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Quote of the day:

“OK, big boy, I’ll just vote to override your veto.” – Sen. Trent Lott (R-MS) on Bush’s threat to veto any legislation related to the UAE.

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tommyrot - Mar 01, 2006 10:15:27 am PST #635 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And if you do that, let me know. I'd like to see you flounce.

Heh. I'm decades out of practice.