Mal: Inara, think you could stoop to being on my arm? Inara: Will you wash it first?

'Heart Of Gold'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Mar 01, 2006 10:04:39 am PST #624 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I fond this in Boing Boing, but can't get the original (linked) page to load:

Take your earbuds out, put both hands in the air.
Cops in Orange County (that's just south of LA, CA) have recently been issuing citations to public transit users who listen to music on headphones while riding the bus.

[link]

Is this true? What is the law being broken?


Spidra Webster - Mar 01, 2006 10:06:02 am PST #625 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

I'm six feet although lately doctor's offices are trying to tell me I'm 5' 11". Maybe I'm getting old and losing disc height... grump


DavidS - Mar 01, 2006 10:07:31 am PST #626 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

JZ bounding in here to confess that Hec is "not really that into music."

So untrue! I have a John Mayer CD. And uh, I watch American Idol. Yeah, take that scurrilous rumor.


bon bon - Mar 01, 2006 10:08:50 am PST #627 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

And uh, I watch American Idol.

It did take me a while to draft what JZ would admit about you. At one point it was that you were a "Claymate" but I thought that might be a little obscure for the room.


Nutty - Mar 01, 2006 10:09:32 am PST #628 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I dunno. American Idol? That is like the anti-music, isn't it?


Nilly - Mar 01, 2006 10:09:39 am PST #629 of 10001
Swouncing

I buckeled up my cilantro when I drove home from buying salad forks which I plan to eat steak with.

I just skipped to this post when I was coming to take a last look at Natter for the night. A sum up of all the Natter greatest hits.

[Edit: x-post with bon bon. Of course, for it to be really "greatest hits" it had to have an x-post.]


tommyrot - Mar 01, 2006 10:09:42 am PST #630 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Should I be offended if I ever see someone wearing this t-shirt? [link]

What does it mean?


DavidS - Mar 01, 2006 10:12:02 am PST #631 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I dunno. American Idol? That is like the anti-music, isn't it?

It's like I was damning myself with faint praise references.


ChiKat - Mar 01, 2006 10:13:38 am PST #632 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I think if you do see someone in that shirt, you should go up to them and say, "That's fine. You're not my friend either!" And then poke your tongue out at them and flounce away.

And if you do that, let me know. I'd like to see you flounce.


Allyson - Mar 01, 2006 10:13:41 am PST #633 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Allyson is short, and at least five inches of her height are due to hair volume.

I do not have big hair!!!