That reminds me of my favorite Sealab 2021 line: "To the pudding vats!"
Wash: Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next? Zoe: Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss-up. Wash: I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it.
'Objects In Space'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Mar 24, 2006 8:17:55 am PST #6020 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
JZ - Mar 24, 2006 8:18:57 am PST #6021 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
OMG, I wonder if we have a pudding room.
Gudanov - Mar 24, 2006 8:19:17 am PST #6022 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Currently, 51% oppose legalizing gay marriage, down from a recent high of 63% just two years ago in February of 2004.
I wonder if that number goes back up during the 2006 midterms. I'm positive that the Republicans will be pushing the admendment to outlaw gay marriage in time for the midterms.
Katerina Bee - Mar 24, 2006 8:23:09 am PST #6023 of 10001
Herding cats for fun
Flashes on rude cartoon of Captain Kirk, bloated and dressed as the Michelin Man: "MORE PUDDING!"
bon bon - Mar 24, 2006 8:23:35 am PST #6024 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
The chocolate milk room reminds me of a scene from the Upright Citizens Brigade's show on Comedy Central:
Realtor: This is the Hot Chicks Room. The breakfast table's just over this way...
Wife: Excuse me? What was that room again?
Realtor: Oh, this is the Hot Chicks Room. It's filled with assorted hot chicks, who party in here 24 hours a day. But you'd be more interested in the kitchen.
Wife: You know what? We're not going to need a sexy chicks room.
Realtor: Well, actually it's a Hot Chicks Room.
Wife: Well, whatever it is, we don't need it.
Husband: You said the same thing about the microwave, and we use that darned thing all the time.
[to realtor]
Husband: So, a Hot Chicks Room, huh?
Realtor: Yeah. The previous owner installed the room in the 80's, and I'll be honest with you, some of the chicks aren't all that hot anymore. However, they are replacable.
erikaj - Mar 24, 2006 8:26:19 am PST #6025 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Hatemongering bastards. FYI, the Nigerian Scam has gone UK...I just got a message from some guy claiming to be from Lloyd's of London about some money and yada yada. Poor bastard, looking to get money from *me* He's the simple-minded nephew of the crime syndicate, huh? Drives the short getaway car.
msbelle - Mar 24, 2006 8:40:22 am PST #6026 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
mmm, Cuban food for lunch. mmmmmm.
Jessica - Mar 24, 2006 8:40:25 am PST #6027 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Planned Parenthood response to Oglala Sioux Tribe:
"While we sincerely appreciate President Fire Thunder's genuine support for Planned Parenthood and for women everywhere in South Dakota, we have no intentions of closing our existing clinic in Sioux Falls, nor do we plan to open another clinic at this time. Our doors at the Sioux Falls clinic will stay open, and we will use every resource necessary to ensure continued access to birth control and other essential healthcare services including abortion care. We will fight the abortion ban at every level. All the women of South Dakota can rest-assured that our doors will say open in both Rapid City and Sioux Falls,"
tommyrot - Mar 24, 2006 8:47:01 am PST #6028 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
CNN Anchor: "Umm We Are Going To Have To Go To A Break Guys... We Have A Fire In The Studio. We're Out Of Here"...
eta: Video from CNN. I think this is a day or two old. They got the fire out pretty quickly.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 24, 2006 9:00:45 am PST #6029 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I wonder if that number goes back up during the 2006 midterms. I'm positive that the Republicans will be pushing the admendment to outlaw gay marriage in time for the midterms.
The rapid drop in opposition looks way too pronounced to be a general increase of tolerance in society to me. I have to wonder if there's not a very strong component of "hey, the people calling for the gay marriage ban are the same yahoos who said that there were WMDs and they were prepared for Katrina!" at work.