Let him do his thing, and then you get him out. No messing with him for laughs.

Mal ,'Ariel'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Mar 24, 2006 8:23:35 am PST #6024 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

The chocolate milk room reminds me of a scene from the Upright Citizens Brigade's show on Comedy Central:

Realtor: This is the Hot Chicks Room. The breakfast table's just over this way...
Wife: Excuse me? What was that room again?
Realtor: Oh, this is the Hot Chicks Room. It's filled with assorted hot chicks, who party in here 24 hours a day. But you'd be more interested in the kitchen.
Wife: You know what? We're not going to need a sexy chicks room.
Realtor: Well, actually it's a Hot Chicks Room.
Wife: Well, whatever it is, we don't need it.
Husband: You said the same thing about the microwave, and we use that darned thing all the time.
[to realtor]
Husband: So, a Hot Chicks Room, huh?
Realtor: Yeah. The previous owner installed the room in the 80's, and I'll be honest with you, some of the chicks aren't all that hot anymore. However, they are replacable.


erikaj - Mar 24, 2006 8:26:19 am PST #6025 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Hatemongering bastards. FYI, the Nigerian Scam has gone UK...I just got a message from some guy claiming to be from Lloyd's of London about some money and yada yada. Poor bastard, looking to get money from *me* He's the simple-minded nephew of the crime syndicate, huh? Drives the short getaway car.


msbelle - Mar 24, 2006 8:40:22 am PST #6026 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

mmm, Cuban food for lunch. mmmmmm.


Jessica - Mar 24, 2006 8:40:25 am PST #6027 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Planned Parenthood response to Oglala Sioux Tribe:

"While we sincerely appreciate President Fire Thunder's genuine support for Planned Parenthood and for women everywhere in South Dakota, we have no intentions of closing our existing clinic in Sioux Falls, nor do we plan to open another clinic at this time. Our doors at the Sioux Falls clinic will stay open, and we will use every resource necessary to ensure continued access to birth control and other essential healthcare services including abortion care. We will fight the abortion ban at every level. All the women of South Dakota can rest-assured that our doors will say open in both Rapid City and Sioux Falls,"


tommyrot - Mar 24, 2006 8:47:01 am PST #6028 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

CNN Anchor: "Umm We Are Going To Have To Go To A Break Guys... We Have A Fire In The Studio. We're Out Of Here"...

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eta: Video from CNN. I think this is a day or two old. They got the fire out pretty quickly.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 24, 2006 9:00:45 am PST #6029 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I wonder if that number goes back up during the 2006 midterms. I'm positive that the Republicans will be pushing the admendment to outlaw gay marriage in time for the midterms.

The rapid drop in opposition looks way too pronounced to be a general increase of tolerance in society to me. I have to wonder if there's not a very strong component of "hey, the people calling for the gay marriage ban are the same yahoos who said that there were WMDs and they were prepared for Katrina!" at work.


Calli - Mar 24, 2006 9:08:26 am PST #6030 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm positive that the Republicans will be pushing the admendment to outlaw gay marriage in time for the midterms.

I kind of hope they do, considering how the other stuff they've pushed lately has backfired. We'll probably have gay weddings in the National Cathedral before we get the troops out of Iraq.


Fred Pete - Mar 24, 2006 9:14:51 am PST #6031 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

I'm positive that the Republicans will be pushing the admendment to outlaw gay marriage in time for the midterms.

Frist has announced a vote during the week of June 5.


ChiKat - Mar 24, 2006 9:30:49 am PST #6032 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Yesterday was nuts here at the office, but today is even worse. We're moving tonight/over the weekend and everyone's packing, etc. The movers are already in and moving big pieces like the conference room table, etc. We're getting no work done, which normally I'm okay with, but my dept is on deadline for some reports. I sent my minion home so she could get some work done there.


Kathy A - Mar 24, 2006 9:51:49 am PST #6033 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

ChiKat, did you get your laptop w/database, or have they forgotten about you?