Bunch of wanna blessed-bes. Nowadays every girl with a henna tattoo and a spice rack thinks she's a sister to the dark ones.

Willow ,'Bring On The Night'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Laura - Mar 24, 2006 5:07:32 am PST #5960 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Yay Gud. Not easy to still be in it with the upsets so far.


shrift - Mar 24, 2006 5:10:37 am PST #5961 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

So my check engine light came on while I was driving home from work last night. I'm just going to weep into my coffee mug now.


Gudanov - Mar 24, 2006 5:11:11 am PST #5962 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Actually, going by my ranking I'm in the top 0.1% of entries since there appear to be roughly 5,000,000 entries. Cool, odds are I'm mathmatically eliminated, but it doesn't tell you that.


Calli - Mar 24, 2006 5:13:49 am PST #5963 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Sorry, shrift. When mine came on it turned out to be an $80 sensor replacement. Also, you could just have gotten some bad gas or didn't screw your gas cap on tightly enough. (Or you need a new gas cap--I got one for ~$11.) So it might not be a huge thing.

My check engine light also came on after I had a cylander head replaced--the mechanics had knocked the sensor wiring out when working on other stuff. Is this the car that the mechanics wrecked? It could be a 5 minute, free tweak.


tommyrot - Mar 24, 2006 5:18:48 am PST #5964 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

OK, I'm gonna whitefont this just to be safe:

Man severs own penis, throws it at officers

Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis.

Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.

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More possibly useful info from the article:

Dr. Greg Bales, associate professor of urology at the University of Chicago, said severed penises are uncommon but surgery usually works.

"As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good," Bales said.


Sean K - Mar 24, 2006 5:21:04 am PST #5965 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

That's just effed up, tommyrot.


tommyrot - Mar 24, 2006 5:22:01 am PST #5966 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

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Pretty much work-safe... the link, that is. Using Bust Doctor at your desk might not be so work-safe....


shrift - Mar 24, 2006 5:23:19 am PST #5967 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

When mine came on it turned out to be an $80 sensor replacement. Also, you could just have gotten some bad gas or didn't screw your gas cap on tightly enough. (Or you need a new gas cap--I got one for ~$11.) So it might not be a huge thing.

Well, I'm ready to cry because I had my car in for that last week. And they replaced the gas cap. (And then they crashed my car.)

So the error got cleared last Friday. I didn't get gas yesterday. By all rights, I should take it back to the garage that worked on it and demand they check it again since it's been less than a week, but I don't really want to because they crashed my car.

It's probably the same error, but I'm supposed to go to Chicago this weekend, and this crap is stressing me out.


Dana - Mar 24, 2006 5:23:46 am PST #5968 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

So my check engine light came on while I was driving home from work last night.

Again? WTF?


tommyrot - Mar 24, 2006 5:24:02 am PST #5969 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

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I crochet these vagina-inspired iPod cozies. Super fun and ridiculous.