Zoe: Captain will come up with a plan. Kaylee: That's good. Right? Zoe: Possibly you're not recalling some of his previous plans.

'Safe'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Calli - Mar 24, 2006 5:13:49 am PST #5963 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Sorry, shrift. When mine came on it turned out to be an $80 sensor replacement. Also, you could just have gotten some bad gas or didn't screw your gas cap on tightly enough. (Or you need a new gas cap--I got one for ~$11.) So it might not be a huge thing.

My check engine light also came on after I had a cylander head replaced--the mechanics had knocked the sensor wiring out when working on other stuff. Is this the car that the mechanics wrecked? It could be a 5 minute, free tweak.


tommyrot - Mar 24, 2006 5:18:48 am PST #5964 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

OK, I'm gonna whitefont this just to be safe:

Man severs own penis, throws it at officers

Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis.

Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.

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More possibly useful info from the article:

Dr. Greg Bales, associate professor of urology at the University of Chicago, said severed penises are uncommon but surgery usually works.

"As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good," Bales said.


Sean K - Mar 24, 2006 5:21:04 am PST #5965 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

That's just effed up, tommyrot.


tommyrot - Mar 24, 2006 5:22:01 am PST #5966 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

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Pretty much work-safe... the link, that is. Using Bust Doctor at your desk might not be so work-safe....


shrift - Mar 24, 2006 5:23:19 am PST #5967 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

When mine came on it turned out to be an $80 sensor replacement. Also, you could just have gotten some bad gas or didn't screw your gas cap on tightly enough. (Or you need a new gas cap--I got one for ~$11.) So it might not be a huge thing.

Well, I'm ready to cry because I had my car in for that last week. And they replaced the gas cap. (And then they crashed my car.)

So the error got cleared last Friday. I didn't get gas yesterday. By all rights, I should take it back to the garage that worked on it and demand they check it again since it's been less than a week, but I don't really want to because they crashed my car.

It's probably the same error, but I'm supposed to go to Chicago this weekend, and this crap is stressing me out.


Dana - Mar 24, 2006 5:23:46 am PST #5968 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

So my check engine light came on while I was driving home from work last night.

Again? WTF?


tommyrot - Mar 24, 2006 5:24:02 am PST #5969 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

iVag

I crochet these vagina-inspired iPod cozies. Super fun and ridiculous.


msbelle - Mar 24, 2006 5:25:03 am PST #5970 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Laura is not so nice. sad me. (didn't know since I hadn't turned on a tv in 2-3 days).


Calli - Mar 24, 2006 5:25:55 am PST #5971 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I had my car in for that last week. And they replaced the gas cap. (And then they crashed my car.)

Ugh. Well, yes, they should definitely fix it for free. And detail your car. And give you a gift certificate to a local spa for a stress-buster massage. I'm sorry you have to deal with more of this.


msbelle - Mar 24, 2006 5:26:07 am PST #5972 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

tommy, what they hell are you searching on. stop it.