"It's hard out there for a pimp" is way catchy, but when you have a 2 year old in the house you can't be saying stuff like that. (It gets repeated. Usually at full volume in church or something.) So we sing "It's hard out there for a dog, trying to get some money for a bone." Casper can sing it now too.

Anyone here have PMP certification? I'm looking at the forms you have to fill out outside of the test, and I don't wanna anymore. They seem worse than the test itself.

My mom does. I can ask her any questions you might have...or I could just give you her e-mail address. She's found it very useful, and got her current job because of it.

Also, YAY flea! Congratulations. So exciting!

I am totally calling Scandal! I thought Nutty was giant!

Pah. We have this discussion every six months, when it is re-revealed that ita is the same height as me (or if you believe my sister, taller). Also, I think ita can actually wear most kinds of high heels, which I can't any more.

Jesse is like a yard taller than I am. Nora is taller than I am.

You don't have to be tall to defeat a cheetah!!

Nonono. I may not be certified yet, but I lived in Detroit for years. Pimps walk. It's a punctuated, syncopated rocking bounce. Stroll is way too even and unsnazzy to describe a pimp in motion.

I think I meant "strut" instead of "stroll". However, "strut" sounds too fast for what I'm thinking.

"Walk" however, is WAY to prosaic.

I can ask her any questions you might have...or I could just give you her e-mail address

Right now I just have a big whine. I'm okay with studying for tests. But having to account for 4500 hours of project management over my career? Jayzus. They ask for an assload of detail.

Oh! I thought of a question--is she a member of PMI? If so (or not) why?

You know we're never going to believe you heightwise again, and that Hec's checking off "height issues" in your file right now.

Nutty looks to be about 5'7" to me. I think the problem here is that flea was a jealous child, and wanted to ensure that she always had the upper hand over her wee sister. I wouldn't be surprised if she was slipping Nutty coffee as a baby, deliberately trying to stunt her growth.

it is re-revealed that ita is the same height as me (or if you believe my sister, taller)

Uh, I'm 5'8. Taller than you either way. And wearing 3" heels today. I'm flea-sized! Which looks way weird in print.

"Walk" however, is WAY to prosaic.

Hey, I call it a pimp walk because it's called a pimp walk.

I wouldn't be surprised if she was slipping Nutty coffee as a baby, deliberately trying to stunt her growth.

And swinging her leg over the bairn's head, I'm sure.

Oh no oh no. I am calling my bookie. Put twenty on cheetah!

Pesky space bar!

They ask for an assload of detail.

Yes. I remember her saying that...although, she didn't use the world assload.

Oh! I thought of a question--is she a member of PMI? If so (or not) why?

I've asked her. I'll let you know.