Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.

Riley ,'Help'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Mar 01, 2006 9:26:05 am PST #600 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Pesky space bar!


vw bug - Mar 01, 2006 9:26:25 am PST #601 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

They ask for an assload of detail.

Yes. I remember her saying that...although, she didn't use the world assload.

Oh! I thought of a question--is she a member of PMI? If so (or not) why?

I've asked her. I'll let you know.


Jesse - Mar 01, 2006 9:27:03 am PST #602 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Jesse is like a yard taller than I am.

Nah -- just 3".


Lee - Mar 01, 2006 9:27:38 am PST #603 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Pah. We have this discussion every six months, when it is re-revealed that ita is the same height as me (or if you believe my sister, taller). Also, I think ita can actually wear most kinds of high heels, which I can't any more.

Yeah, but ita is short, even in high heels.


§ ita § - Mar 01, 2006 9:28:08 am PST #604 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

ita is short, even in high heels.

ita is not tall. It's a whole different vibe.


sarameg - Mar 01, 2006 9:31:25 am PST #605 of 10001

She's taller than me! I just say 5' 6" even though I'm not, actually (about a quarter inch under.) Just easier. But I'm usually wearing at least 2 inch heels during the week and an inch or so unless I'm at home so basically, whatever I say? Is a vague estimate.

First time someone I work with saw me when I was wearing flats, her greeting was "You're short!" Which was funny because she's shorter than me.


Jesse - Mar 01, 2006 9:35:08 am PST #606 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Last year, I got a pair of actually flat flats, and it was funny how people thought I was short wearing them. I feel like the boots I'm wearing now are "flats," but really they have like an inch and a half of heel.


aurelia - Mar 01, 2006 9:35:23 am PST #607 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Hey, I call it a pimp walk because it's called a pimp walk.

I'm backing ita up on this one. Even "strut" doesn't quite apply.

And ita is not short. Her height is just right (as it is the same as mine).


msbelle - Mar 01, 2006 9:38:37 am PST #608 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

oh who's taller? what counts as tall? blah blah blahdiblah. My presence towers, that's all I know.

also?

Let's go-o
time's a'wastin.


§ ita § - Mar 01, 2006 9:39:11 am PST #609 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm going to take my effectively 5'11 self and apply sushi to my migraine and see how that works out. Despite having brought lunch.

eta:

what counts as tall?

Tall is taller than me. Short is shorter than me. But I'll be kind and admit to an inch or two of "normal" extending below me.