Now, this would be the perfect time for a swear word.

Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - Mar 01, 2006 8:52:06 am PST #577 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I'd like to thank and curse whoever it was here a few months back who introduced me to Fay Cullen's jewelry website. I want all of these rings!

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And I'll take these earrings, as well please.


flea - Mar 01, 2006 8:54:41 am PST #578 of 10001
information libertarian

I know a man my age whose father is 5'4" and mother is 4'10". The son ended up 5'2". Which, for a man, is teeeny. Especially next to me.

Also, Nutty is only 5'6". She's cheating up as a result of her height-related insecurity.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 01, 2006 8:58:26 am PST #579 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

"Limp walk, not pimp walk. Shut up."

Pimps don't walk, they stroll.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 01, 2006 9:00:15 am PST #580 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Also, Nutty is only 5'6". She's cheating up as a result of her height-related insecurity.

Or she's adding in her cheetah stomping boots.


Jesse - Mar 01, 2006 9:00:35 am PST #581 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Also, I stll think the LED belt buckle is the key to pimping. [link]


ChiKat - Mar 01, 2006 9:01:43 am PST #582 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

My grandmother was 4'10" and my grandfather was 5'2". My dad ended up 5'6" and his brothers were a staggering (for my family) 5'10". Don't know how that happened.


flea - Mar 01, 2006 9:02:01 am PST #583 of 10001
information libertarian

I want these now: [link]


§ ita § - Mar 01, 2006 9:02:36 am PST #584 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Pimps don't walk, they stroll.

Nonono. I may not be certified yet, but I lived in Detroit for years. Pimps walk. It's a punctuated, syncopated rocking bounce. Stroll is way too even and unsnazzy to describe a pimp in motion.


flea - Mar 01, 2006 9:04:05 am PST #585 of 10001
information libertarian

ChiKat, were your grandparents likely to have been malnourished (or even just underfed) as children? I know in Greece all the old ladies are 5 feet tall, and all the grandsons are 5'10". Because when the old ladies were young, everyone was really poor and hungry a lot. So maybe your grandparents had tallish genes that never got a chance.


Nutty - Mar 01, 2006 9:04:37 am PST #586 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I am totally not cheating up! I used to claim I was 5'6", and then in college I was measured again and was 5'7". (I was measured against a wall, and also against my suitemate, who is exactly the same height as me.)

I understand that giraffes are tall, but more than that to me they're ungainly and have really long necks.

It's the ungainly tallness, rather than the neck thing, that I was getting at. I'm really not used to being the tallest person in the room, so when I was, I felt like I'd been sucked through a black hole and was some incredible noodly elongated person.

Speaking of pimps, did you all know that the song "It's hard out there for a pimp" is nominated for an Oscar?? (From Hustle and Flow. ) I only know this song because flea and mr. flea earworm each other with it, with slightly euphemistic lyrics. (Think dogs and bones, not pimps and, um, I don't know any of the real lyrics except the title.)