I can beat up demons until the cows come home, and then I can beat up the cows.

Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Mar 01, 2006 8:23:54 am PST #562 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Yes! I remembered it right! I mean, since it's impossible to validate what he actually said in conversation, I'm going to hold onto this as proof of my rightness.

Anyone here have PMP certification? I'm looking at the forms you have to fill out outside of the test, and I don't wanna anymore. They seem worse than the test itself.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 01, 2006 8:25:02 am PST #563 of 10001
What is even happening?

Yes! I remembered it right! I mean, since it's impossible to validate what he actually said in conversation, I'm going to hold onto this as proof of my rightness.

You are the rightest. But you are not nearly as right as that cowboy skating show is gay.


Nutty - Mar 01, 2006 8:30:40 am PST #564 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

flea, I have a friend who is significantly shorter than both her parents

Well, so am I (I'm the shortest in my family at 5'7"), but I swear I wasn't drinking and drugging my way through adolescence.

On the downside, it's given me some really screwy ideas of values for short and tall. I attended a wedding once where the bride and groom were both about 5'4", and I felt like a giraffe.


Jesse - Mar 01, 2006 8:39:22 am PST #565 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That's what you say now, Nutty. About the drinking and drugging, I mean.


§ ita § - Mar 01, 2006 8:40:05 am PST #566 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Public arena. We understand.


Strega - Mar 01, 2006 8:41:21 am PST #567 of 10001

Aha, but in Minearverse 1:

Tim Minear - Oct 15, 2003 10:33:51 pm PDT #268 of 10012
Perfect example of when "nice" is so much better than "funny".

No Ita Moon. HoYAY? So gay. Not as gay as Angel -- some gay porn less than Angel.

So I think everyone can be right. Yay.


juliana - Mar 01, 2006 8:43:25 am PST #568 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Anyone here have PMP certification?

Did anyone else read this as "PIMP certification" and promptly envision ita decked out in full pimp-wear, complete with a piece of paper certifying her right to wear said wear?

Just me, then?

Right.


§ ita § - Mar 01, 2006 8:46:19 am PST #569 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

(Now I have a mental vision of Nutty with an extremely long neck. I understand that giraffes are tall, but more than that to me they're ungainly and have really long necks. And splay their legs to drink. I'm possibly not getting the correct impact from her allusion.)

I had to explain to a woman yesterday that if she was really the 5'5 she claimed, a lot of women were going to have to revise their heights down for relative accuracy. And those women could all kick her ass. So at age 50, she had to process the fact (yes, fact) that she was at least 5'6. Never say there's nothing to live for.

(they let two people who are 5'4 marry each other? What is the world coming to?)


Aims - Mar 01, 2006 8:46:24 am PST #570 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'm envisoning it now.

giggles


§ ita § - Mar 01, 2006 8:47:19 am PST #571 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I already have the cane. I have spent way too much time saying "Limp walk, not pimp walk. Shut up."