Yes! I remembered it right! I mean, since it's impossible to validate what he actually said in conversation, I'm going to hold onto this as proof of my rightness.
You are the rightest. But you are not nearly as right as that cowboy skating show is gay.
flea, I have a friend who is significantly shorter than both her parents
Well, so am I (I'm the shortest in my family at 5'7"), but I swear I wasn't drinking and drugging my way through adolescence.
On the downside, it's given me some really screwy ideas of values for short and tall. I attended a wedding once where the bride and groom were both about 5'4", and I felt like a giraffe.
That's what you say now, Nutty. About the drinking and drugging, I mean.
Public arena. We understand.
Aha, but in Minearverse 1:
Tim Minear - Oct 15, 2003 10:33:51 pm PDT #268 of 10012
Perfect example of when "nice" is so much better than "funny".
No Ita Moon. HoYAY? So gay. Not as gay as Angel -- some gay porn less than Angel.
So I think everyone can be right. Yay.
Anyone here have PMP certification?
Did anyone else read this as "PIMP certification" and promptly envision ita decked out in full pimp-wear, complete with a piece of paper certifying her right to wear said wear?
Just me, then?
Right.
(Now I have a mental vision of Nutty with an extremely long neck. I understand that giraffes are tall, but more than that to me they're ungainly and have really long necks. And splay their legs to drink. I'm possibly not getting the correct impact from her allusion.)
I had to explain to a woman yesterday that if she was really the 5'5 she claimed, a lot of women were going to have to revise their heights down for relative accuracy. And those women could all kick her ass. So at age 50, she had to process the fact (yes, fact) that she was at least 5'6. Never say there's nothing to live for.
(they let
two
people who are 5'4 marry each other? What is the world coming to?)
I already have the cane. I have spent way too much time saying "Limp walk, not pimp walk. Shut up."
I'ma buy you a pimp hat with a feather in it.