(Now I have a mental vision of Nutty with an extremely long neck. I understand that giraffes are tall, but more than that to me they're ungainly and have really long necks. And splay their legs to drink. I'm possibly not getting the correct impact from her allusion.)
I had to explain to a woman yesterday that if she was really the 5'5 she claimed, a lot of women were going to have to revise their heights down for relative accuracy. And those women could all kick her ass. So at age 50, she had to process the fact (yes, fact) that she was at least 5'6. Never say there's nothing to live for.
(they let
two
people who are 5'4 marry each other? What is the world coming to?)
I already have the cane. I have spent way too much time saying "Limp walk, not pimp walk. Shut up."
I'ma buy you a pimp hat with a feather in it.
I'm late to the party with the pics, but the nephew from the tortoise story can be found starting here.
and a case full of crunk juice. and a grill.
I just read somewhere that one example of the NYC rap community giving up ground to the rest of the country is that people here are calling them "grills" and not "fronts" like they used to.
I'd like to thank and curse whoever it was here a few months back who introduced me to Fay Cullen's jewelry website. I want all of these rings!
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And I'll take these earrings, as well please.
I know a man my age whose father is 5'4" and mother is 4'10". The son ended up 5'2". Which, for a man, is teeeny. Especially next to me.
Also, Nutty is only 5'6". She's cheating up as a result of her height-related insecurity.
