Fishnet Hosiery Does in Robbery Suspect
MONTEREY, Calif. -- A man's pantyhose led to his arrest, authorities said. An unshaven man wearing a black evening gown, fishnet stockings, calf-high boots and a black wig robbed a USA Gas station Monday morning, authorities alleged.
The armed man stuffed $290 in cash into an ensemble-matching black purse.
"I've been with the department for 22 years, and this is the first time I've heard of this happening anywhere here," police Lt. Phil Penko said.
About 35 minutes after the robbery, police Officer Chad Ventimiglia spotted a black Saab with fishnet pantyhose hanging from the front driver's side door, dragging on the ground, investigators said.
The car was pulled over and Michael Leslie Clouse, 26, was arrested and booked for investigation of armed robbery.
A plastic replica handgun allegedly was found inside his purse, Penko said.
Timelies all!
UMD is on spring break, therefore the buildings are closed, therefore no dance practice tonight.
About 35 minutes after the robbery, police Officer Chad Ventimiglia spotted a black Saab with fishnet pantyhose hanging from the front driver's side door, dragging on the ground, investigators said.
Heh. Good police work! Plus, a really careless transvestite robber.
About 35 minutes after the robbery, police Officer Chad Ventimiglia spotted a black Saab with fishnet pantyhose hanging from the front driver's side door, dragging on the ground, investigators said.
Now I'm curious as to this guy's story. What makes your average dressed to kill, Saab-driving transvestite rob a gas station? Without shaving first? Clearly in crisis, no?
What makes your average dressed to kill, Saab-driving transvestite rob a gas station? Without shaving first? Clearly in crisis, no?
Yeah. And he
couldn't even wait to get home to take his stockings off.
What's up with that?
Maybe he'd just realised he was supposed to be wearing them over his head, and was in mid-transition.
My desk organizer isn't coming today. I am sad. And I am very frustrated that Staples didn't provide my complete business address to UPS.
Small consumer products that promise to make my life better are my pleasures in this world.
Query to the Buffistas:
For purely narrative purposes, tell me an occasion where somebody did you wrong in such an egregious manner that they deserved to have a hellish revenge visited upon them.
Monty Python Mini Bobble Heads
First, there is everyone favorite knight with no pain receptors: The Black Knight. He still has a leg to stand on, but unfortunately, that's it. Then we have a Knight of Ni, guaranteed to get everyone chanting (shrubbery not included). Sir Bors is the third bobble….um….well, he comes with his head. But it is a separate piece, with killer rabbit perched atop. Sir Bors features the world's first bobble blood spurt. The final bobble head in this group is some big guy with a beard (AKA, God). Choose one or choose them all, you won't be disappointed.
