Query to the Buffistas:
For purely narrative purposes, tell me an occasion where somebody did you wrong in such an egregious manner that they deserved to have a hellish revenge visited upon them.
Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?
Zoe ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Mar 21, 2006 12:45:46 pm PST #5369 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
tommyrot - Mar 21, 2006 12:46:01 pm PST #5370 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Monty Python Mini Bobble Heads
First, there is everyone favorite knight with no pain receptors: The Black Knight. He still has a leg to stand on, but unfortunately, that's it. Then we have a Knight of Ni, guaranteed to get everyone chanting (shrubbery not included). Sir Bors is the third bobble….um….well, he comes with his head. But it is a separate piece, with killer rabbit perched atop. Sir Bors features the world's first bobble blood spurt. The final bobble head in this group is some big guy with a beard (AKA, God). Choose one or choose them all, you won't be disappointed.
msbelle - Mar 21, 2006 12:47:54 pm PST #5371 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
cheated on me.
DavidS - Mar 21, 2006 12:48:55 pm PST #5372 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
cheated on me.
With somebody you knew? How much revenge did he deserve on a scale from crabs to cancer?
Strix - Mar 21, 2006 12:50:17 pm PST #5373 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Stole my car, and LEFT EMPTY FUNYON BAGS IN IT.
It's the stinky arrogance of the Funyons that amps up my stabby-spork-the-nuts KILL vibe.
Spidra Webster - Mar 21, 2006 12:53:14 pm PST #5374 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Tried to steal my car stereo and were unsuccessful. So they bashed it in so I couldn't use it.
§ ita § - Mar 21, 2006 12:53:23 pm PST #5375 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Tried to steal the men of her closest friends.
DavidS - Mar 21, 2006 12:55:19 pm PST #5376 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Tried to steal the men of her closest friends.
Was that a random sampling of available men, or did she take particular delight in the stealing part?
Tried to steal my car stereo and were unsuccessful. So they bashed it in so I couldn't use it.
Bastards!
::also shakes fist at Erin's Funyon Bastards::
§ ita § - Mar 21, 2006 12:57:37 pm PST #5377 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
a random sampling of available men
They weren't available, and that seemed to be the point. Not random in the least.
beekaytee - Mar 21, 2006 12:59:28 pm PST #5378 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
Husband cheated...got crabs...gave'em to me.
Revenge?
The doctor invited me into the exam room and handed me an ice pick looking thing. He squirted some liquid on the bare scrotum and said,"Stand on this side. I'm going to light the other side on fire. When the crabs run toward you, stab'em."
The X's peennie shriveled to the size of a pea and I nearly went apoplectic with laughter. A life moment of the highest order that.