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Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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DavidS - Mar 21, 2006 12:31:45 pm PST #5363 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

About 35 minutes after the robbery, police Officer Chad Ventimiglia spotted a black Saab with fishnet pantyhose hanging from the front driver's side door, dragging on the ground, investigators said.

Heh. Good police work! Plus, a really careless transvestite robber.

JohnSweden - Mar 21, 2006 12:37:37 pm PST #5364 of 10001

I can't even.

About 35 minutes after the robbery, police Officer Chad Ventimiglia spotted a black Saab with fishnet pantyhose hanging from the front driver's side door, dragging on the ground, investigators said.

Now I'm curious as to this guy's story. What makes your average dressed to kill, Saab-driving transvestite rob a gas station? Without shaving first? Clearly in crisis, no?

tommyrot - Mar 21, 2006 12:40:07 pm PST #5365 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What makes your average dressed to kill, Saab-driving transvestite rob a gas station? Without shaving first? Clearly in crisis, no?

Yeah. And he couldn't even wait to get home to take his stockings off. What's up with that?

§ ita § - Mar 21, 2006 12:41:06 pm PST #5366 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Maybe he'd just realised he was supposed to be wearing them over his head, and was in mid-transition.

bon bon - Mar 21, 2006 12:41:20 pm PST #5367 of 10001

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

My desk organizer isn't coming today. I am sad. And I am very frustrated that Staples didn't provide my complete business address to UPS.

Small consumer products that promise to make my life better are my pleasures in this world.

§ ita § - Mar 21, 2006 12:42:12 pm PST #5368 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Office supplies rock.

DavidS - Mar 21, 2006 12:45:46 pm PST #5369 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Query to the Buffistas:

For purely narrative purposes, tell me an occasion where somebody did you wrong in such an egregious manner that they deserved to have a hellish revenge visited upon them.

tommyrot - Mar 21, 2006 12:46:01 pm PST #5370 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Monty Python Mini Bobble Heads

First, there is everyone favorite knight with no pain receptors: The Black Knight. He still has a leg to stand on, but unfortunately, that's it. Then we have a Knight of Ni, guaranteed to get everyone chanting (shrubbery not included). Sir Bors is the third bobble….um….well, he comes with his head. But it is a separate piece, with killer rabbit perched atop. Sir Bors features the world's first bobble blood spurt. The final bobble head in this group is some big guy with a beard (AKA, God). Choose one or choose them all, you won't be disappointed.

msbelle - Mar 21, 2006 12:47:54 pm PST #5371 of 10001

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

cheated on me.

DavidS - Mar 21, 2006 12:48:55 pm PST #5372 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

cheated on me.

With somebody you knew? How much revenge did he deserve on a scale from crabs to cancer?

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