My confusion was coming from Dove Bar = Frozen therefore Bag = Mess.
Everybody dies, Tracey. Someone's carrying a bullet for you right now, doesn't even know it. The trick is to die of old age before it finds you.
Mal ,'The Message'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Aims - Mar 21, 2006 12:14:15 pm PST #5358 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
shrift - Mar 21, 2006 12:15:56 pm PST #5359 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
They now come in candy bar size, bless them.
Steph L. - Mar 21, 2006 12:21:52 pm PST #5360 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Teppy is a hard customer to please. The thug's hands aren't that big
With all his HOTTNESS, I didn't even notice his hands.
tommyrot - Mar 21, 2006 12:22:38 pm PST #5361 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Fishnet Hosiery Does in Robbery Suspect
MONTEREY, Calif. -- A man's pantyhose led to his arrest, authorities said. An unshaven man wearing a black evening gown, fishnet stockings, calf-high boots and a black wig robbed a USA Gas station Monday morning, authorities alleged.
The armed man stuffed $290 in cash into an ensemble-matching black purse.
"I've been with the department for 22 years, and this is the first time I've heard of this happening anywhere here," police Lt. Phil Penko said.
About 35 minutes after the robbery, police Officer Chad Ventimiglia spotted a black Saab with fishnet pantyhose hanging from the front driver's side door, dragging on the ground, investigators said.
The car was pulled over and Michael Leslie Clouse, 26, was arrested and booked for investigation of armed robbery.
A plastic replica handgun allegedly was found inside his purse, Penko said.
Sheryl - Mar 21, 2006 12:25:44 pm PST #5362 of 10001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
UMD is on spring break, therefore the buildings are closed, therefore no dance practice tonight.
DavidS - Mar 21, 2006 12:31:45 pm PST #5363 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
About 35 minutes after the robbery, police Officer Chad Ventimiglia spotted a black Saab with fishnet pantyhose hanging from the front driver's side door, dragging on the ground, investigators said.
Heh. Good police work! Plus, a really careless transvestite robber.
JohnSweden - Mar 21, 2006 12:37:37 pm PST #5364 of 10001
I can't even.
About 35 minutes after the robbery, police Officer Chad Ventimiglia spotted a black Saab with fishnet pantyhose hanging from the front driver's side door, dragging on the ground, investigators said.
Now I'm curious as to this guy's story. What makes your average dressed to kill, Saab-driving transvestite rob a gas station? Without shaving first? Clearly in crisis, no?
tommyrot - Mar 21, 2006 12:40:07 pm PST #5365 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
What makes your average dressed to kill, Saab-driving transvestite rob a gas station? Without shaving first? Clearly in crisis, no?
Yeah. And he couldn't even wait to get home to take his stockings off. What's up with that?
§ ita § - Mar 21, 2006 12:41:06 pm PST #5366 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Maybe he'd just realised he was supposed to be wearing them over his head, and was in mid-transition.
bon bon - Mar 21, 2006 12:41:20 pm PST #5367 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
My desk organizer isn't coming today. I am sad. And I am very frustrated that Staples didn't provide my complete business address to UPS.
Small consumer products that promise to make my life better are my pleasures in this world.