Adventures of NAKED Hans Solo.
As played by Chris Isaak.
Could just be a hoax, though. I fake some headaches, everyone gets used to poor helpless Spike. Then one day, no warning, I snap a spine, bend a head back, drain 'em dry. Brilliant.
Spike ,'Potential'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Aims - Mar 21, 2006 8:35:18 am PST #5295 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Spidra Webster - Mar 21, 2006 8:35:44 am PST #5296 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
I like how the Empress thinks.
shrift - Mar 21, 2006 8:36:20 am PST #5297 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I'd rather see what Han Solo was getting up to before we met him. (Edit: I'm so glad that was a x-post.)
In other news, my fortune cookie assures me that financial prosperity is coming my way.
Gudanov - Mar 21, 2006 8:39:07 am PST #5298 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
I'd rather see what Han Solo was getting up to before we met him.
Now that could be interesting.
Sean K - Mar 21, 2006 8:39:38 am PST #5299 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I'd rather see what Han Solo was getting up to before we met him.
Yes please. How does Lucas not understand which was the coolest character he created???? I mean the franchise was known for zipping through space, shooting at other space ships, and lightsaber battles. How much of that was in Luke's childhood? NONE!
DXMachina - Mar 21, 2006 8:40:46 am PST #5300 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
How does Lucas not understand which was the coolest character he created????
Jar-Jar, right?
Trudy Booth - Mar 21, 2006 8:41:53 am PST #5301 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Luke's childhood? That will be GREAT!
Think of all the contradictory plot points Lucas can pull out of his ass!
tommyrot - Mar 21, 2006 8:41:59 am PST #5302 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Well, they could productively spend one episode of the 100 having Luke kill Jar-Jar.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 21, 2006 8:42:53 am PST #5303 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Exactly my thought, tommyrot. It's been pretty firmly established that he drained water condensers and shot space rodents, WE DON'T NEED 100 EPISODES OF THAT, THANK YOU.
Except for all those fantastic adventures that he no longer remembers because, like C3PO, he had his memory erased. Mark my words, that's what Lucas'll pull. That's some potent monkey crack they be smoking at the Skywalker Ranch.
Calli - Mar 21, 2006 8:43:51 am PST #5304 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Now Lucas can reassure us that the womprats always shot first. Yay.