How does Lucas not understand which was the coolest character he created????
Jar-Jar, right?
Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?
Doyle ,'Life of the Party'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DXMachina - Mar 21, 2006 8:40:46 am PST #5300 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Trudy Booth - Mar 21, 2006 8:41:53 am PST #5301 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Luke's childhood? That will be GREAT!
Think of all the contradictory plot points Lucas can pull out of his ass!
tommyrot - Mar 21, 2006 8:41:59 am PST #5302 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Well, they could productively spend one episode of the 100 having Luke kill Jar-Jar.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 21, 2006 8:42:53 am PST #5303 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Exactly my thought, tommyrot. It's been pretty firmly established that he drained water condensers and shot space rodents, WE DON'T NEED 100 EPISODES OF THAT, THANK YOU.
Except for all those fantastic adventures that he no longer remembers because, like C3PO, he had his memory erased. Mark my words, that's what Lucas'll pull. That's some potent monkey crack they be smoking at the Skywalker Ranch.
Calli - Mar 21, 2006 8:43:51 am PST #5304 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Now Lucas can reassure us that the womprats always shot first. Yay.
msbelle - Mar 21, 2006 8:44:31 am PST #5305 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
people will watch. people will always watch.
Cashmere - Mar 21, 2006 8:44:52 am PST #5306 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
I've got some alternative Star Wars comics where Luke died on Hoth and Lea had to go to Dagobah to train as a Jedi. I love them.
I think even her childhood would be 10 times more interesting than Luke's.
tommyrot - Mar 21, 2006 8:47:20 am PST #5307 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
OK, here's some episode ideas:
- In between bounty-hunting jobs, Greedo moonlites as a piano teacher. His last pupil is Luke.
- Wackiness ensues when Luke accidentally ends up on a date with each of Jabba's daughters at the same time.
- Luke and Sebulba - the love that dare not speak its name.
- Jawas steal Luke's bicycle.
- While playing baseball, Luke hits the ball over the fence and into the yard of the Sand People that live next door.
shrift - Mar 21, 2006 8:49:32 am PST #5308 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
A series about Han Solo would have action, adventure, capers, beautiful dames, bounty hunters and pirates and space cowboys...
Sort of like Firefly with Wookiee, come to think of it.
P.M. Marc - Mar 21, 2006 8:49:33 am PST #5309 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
The problem, as far as I can tell, isn't with the numbered list function per se, it's with the style. And if I poke it the wrong way, Word punishes me by fucking up the style, and consequently renumbering or moving every single other numbered list in the document.
When you go to tools > options > edit, is Prompt to update style checked, and Keep track of formatting unchecked?