She must mean someone ELSES husband.
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
River ,'Trash'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Trudy Booth - Mar 16, 2006 4:06:32 pm PST #4359 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
sarameg - Mar 16, 2006 4:07:14 pm PST #4360 of 10001
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Emily, if you ever have to do a lesson on mean free path (more physics than math, per se) borrow someone's audibly flatulent dog and park him in the back of the classroom.
We were rather amazed at how close to reality theoretical mfp proved to be. It really worked!
Of course, for the rest of the term, everytime Dookie farted, we'd all groan and start counting down till the odor would hit us.
JenP - Mar 16, 2006 4:08:10 pm PST #4361 of 10001
First I was going to say,
Boy, do I hate the Green Lantern.
Oh, god, that rant made me laugh and laugh.
And then I, too, got distracted by,
husband
?
brenda m - Mar 16, 2006 4:09:23 pm PST #4362 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I'm guessing that's a callback to wanting a root and a husband. But I'm on tenterhooks to find out if I'm wrong.
bon bon - Mar 16, 2006 4:13:26 pm PST #4363 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Oh, guys, just a callback!
When would I have time to elope??!
sarameg - Mar 16, 2006 4:13:27 pm PST #4364 of 10001
I'm guessing that's a callback to wanting a root and a husband.
My guess as well, though it is fun to speculate and generate lurid gossip while bon is off gnawing on her root.
Wait, that just sounds wrong.
sarameg - Mar 16, 2006 4:14:13 pm PST #4365 of 10001
When would I have time to elope??!
Between roots.
Jesse - Mar 16, 2006 4:14:44 pm PST #4366 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Dude, you work downtown! City Hall is very close.
::cancels order for Mrs. bon Bob, Esq. stationery::
msbelle - Mar 16, 2006 4:14:45 pm PST #4367 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
WAIT!
root?
AND
a callback?
NO ONE WILL EVER BE FUNNIER THAN bon bon!!
Steph L. - Mar 16, 2006 4:17:58 pm PST #4368 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
t cancels order of flatware from Tiffany & Co.
I found Allyson's re-naming of the characters in LotR:
You know what I think makes my eyes glaze over besides all the stuff that oogeys me about how smelly these people were? The names. They all sound exactly. the. same.
So, just to make things easier for me, I'm going to make some changes.
cracks knuckles
This is how it's going to be:
Evil Eyeball: Bob
Evil Wizard: Strom Thurmond
Good Wizard: Grampa Joe
Gurlie Elf ita wants to do: Mary
Frodo: He can be Frodo, I can remember that.
Sam: See above, but instead of calling him "Frodo" he can remain "Sam"
Annoying little bastard trolls that fuck everything up: Fric and Frac. It doesn't matter which is which, no one can tell them apart, anyway
Broody ranger that pines after Liv Tyler: Viggo the Showerless
Liv Tyler: Slo Mo Liv Tyler
Liv Tyler's creepy father: Mr. Anderson
Dead Bear Daddy Boromir: Dead Bear Daddy, or DeeBeeDee Dead Bear
Daddy's Brother: Mick
Annoying King that should shut up and listen to Viggo the Showerless: Earl
Dwarf Guy: Dwarf Guy (there's only one of them, anyway)
Well. That should make things easier for everyone concerned.