My most common way of injuring myself? Running into things that are directly in front of me, while I'm walking around with my eyes open.
You got all kinds of learnin' and you made me look the fool without tryin', and yet here I am with a gun to your head. That's 'cause I got people with me. People who trust each other, who do for each other, and ain't always lookin' for the advantage.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sean K - Mar 08, 2006 10:12:44 am PST #2813 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
tommyrot - Mar 08, 2006 10:16:21 am PST #2814 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I feel like I've lost all my Wisconsin/Minnesota Winter-cred by falling on the ice and breaking bones twice in the last four years.
Other than that, I rarely injur myself.
Jessica - Mar 08, 2006 10:16:27 am PST #2815 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Running into things that are directly in front of me, while I'm walking around with my eyes open.
In this case, I recommend walking backwards with your eyes closed.
shrift - Mar 08, 2006 10:18:39 am PST #2816 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I gave myself a minor head injury on Friday while getting into my car.
Sadly, this is not the first time. Nor even the second.
DXMachina - Mar 08, 2006 10:23:55 am PST #2817 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
I got a paper cut opening a package of tea bags this morning.
Trudy Booth - Mar 08, 2006 10:27:12 am PST #2818 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
My most common way of injuring myself? Running into things that are directly in front of me, while I'm walking around with my eyes open
Have you tried alcoholism?
Steph L. - Mar 08, 2006 10:27:22 am PST #2819 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Yes. No. I don't know.
You were dead at the time?
I was with Steve!
On the moon!
Toddson - Mar 08, 2006 10:30:48 am PST #2820 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Thanks for the advice about the employment policies. I have a feeling it's seriously wrong ... but I'm not sure there's anything that I can do about it (except use up my leave time as I accrue it ... and I've gotten a start on THAT by scheduling almost a week in San Francisco in May).
The lobster ... it's kind of yeti-like. And kind of tick-like. And yet, weirdly cute.
tommyrot - Mar 08, 2006 10:35:05 am PST #2821 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Spiders on drugs!
NETS MADE BY SPIDERS FED ON DRUG-DOSED FLIES
Caffeine fucks with spiders more than LSD, mescaline or hash.
Atropa - Mar 08, 2006 10:45:01 am PST #2822 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Not, not, not clicking on Tommyrot's link, just to be safe. While I am curious about the drug-induced webs, there might be pictures of ... other things. Things that spin the webs.
Hi natter folks! Don't mind me, I'm just skimming madly. Silly new job, with the deadlines and the being busy. I miss you people.