I got a paper cut opening a package of tea bags this morning.
Mal: I call you back? Wash: No, Mal. You didn't. Zoe: I take full responsibility, cap.
'Out Of Gas'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DXMachina - Mar 08, 2006 10:23:55 am PST #2817 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Trudy Booth - Mar 08, 2006 10:27:12 am PST #2818 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
My most common way of injuring myself? Running into things that are directly in front of me, while I'm walking around with my eyes open
Have you tried alcoholism?
Steph L. - Mar 08, 2006 10:27:22 am PST #2819 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Yes. No. I don't know.
You were dead at the time?
I was with Steve!
On the moon!
Toddson - Mar 08, 2006 10:30:48 am PST #2820 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Thanks for the advice about the employment policies. I have a feeling it's seriously wrong ... but I'm not sure there's anything that I can do about it (except use up my leave time as I accrue it ... and I've gotten a start on THAT by scheduling almost a week in San Francisco in May).
The lobster ... it's kind of yeti-like. And kind of tick-like. And yet, weirdly cute.
tommyrot - Mar 08, 2006 10:35:05 am PST #2821 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Spiders on drugs!
NETS MADE BY SPIDERS FED ON DRUG-DOSED FLIES
Caffeine fucks with spiders more than LSD, mescaline or hash.
Atropa - Mar 08, 2006 10:45:01 am PST #2822 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Not, not, not clicking on Tommyrot's link, just to be safe. While I am curious about the drug-induced webs, there might be pictures of ... other things. Things that spin the webs.
Hi natter folks! Don't mind me, I'm just skimming madly. Silly new job, with the deadlines and the being busy. I miss you people.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 08, 2006 10:45:54 am PST #2823 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Caffeine fucks with spiders more than LSD, mescaline or hash.
It's probably just shaking too much from the caffeine to aim its spinnerets properly.
Aims - Mar 08, 2006 10:46:07 am PST #2824 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Jilli, there are no SP's in the pictures. Just the webs.
Kathy A - Mar 08, 2006 10:46:36 am PST #2825 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
From an interesting Variety article on SF/comic geeks getting their own on TV, a description of an upcoming addition to Adult Swim:
FOR SHEER OBSCURITY, meanwhile, it's hard to beat the flights of fancy on Cartoon Network's "Adult Swim," the latest being "Minoriteam," an assemblage of superheroes consisting of ethnic stereotypes. Premiering March 19 (at midnight, so as to potentially offend only insomniacs and the TiVo-conversant), our intrepid heroes include Jewcano -- combining "the powers of the Jewish faith with the destructive force of a volcano" -- and El Jefe, wielding a "super-charged leafblower" against such villains as the Standardized Test and Racist Frankenstein.
Both tasteless and riotous, it's mind-boggling to imagine anyone having the chutzpah (with apologies to Jewcano) merely to pitch this show, even for an audience of stoned young guys. In another sign "Minoriteam" isn't intended for everyone, the character design is an acknowledged homage to Jack Kirby, the illustrator who with Stan LeeStan Lee co-created such seminal Marvel titles as Fantastic Four, X-Men and the Hulk.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 08, 2006 10:48:58 am PST #2826 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I wonder if they'll have analogs to Handi Man and Angry Woman from that old In Living Color skit?