Dear Parents Of The World:
It is NEVER appropriate to joke about your children being sexually attractive. Not even when they're grown. Not even if they are.
EW.
sara, I've become very strategic about reading the back of my alumni mag since I picked it up one night in an attempt to bore myself to sleep, but instead learned that a guy I had dated had married his girlfriend-at-the-time. Woke me right up.
Hah. Whoops.
Ow ow ow. Just choked on rice. It's Marketplace's fault. No fair playing the chorus of this first rap at dinnertime: [link]
namely the
ah ah! See me walkin down the street respect my mind /I am an Engineer /Respect my mind
Yeah, Tom, that's been all over the baseball blogs today.
Here's a link to the actual song: [link]
It seems like there ought to be an epic gay porn moviesports poem titled The Buttocks of Barry Bonds.
BarryBondButt.
Say it five times fast.
It's not hard (well it may have been), but it is fun.
Have any stories about Kirby Puckett's death mentioned anything about steroid use?
Not Right.
BarryBondButt or rapping engineers? Or hell, both?