In the You Could Have Kept Your Mout Shut files:
When asked how he would react if Ivanka, a former teen model, posed for Playboy, Trump replied, "It would be really disappointing not really but it would depend on what's inside the magazine."
He added: "I don't think Ivanka would do that, although she does have a very nice figure. I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."
His comments drew laughs from the audience, and prompted "View" co-host Joy Behar to crack, "Who are you, Woody Allen?"
Trump's representative, Jim Dowd, told The Associated Press on Tuesday that Trump "was absolutely joking."
"He was making fun of himself for his tendency to date younger women," Dowd said. "It's a sense of humor that people don't see (from him) all the time."
"It's a sense of humor that people don't see (from him) all the time."
Thank god we don't see it very often, because that sense of humor is stank.
Not enough Ew in the world.
Dear Parents Of The World:
It is NEVER appropriate to joke about your children being sexually attractive. Not even when they're grown. Not even if they are.
EW.
sara, I've become very strategic about reading the back of my alumni mag since I picked it up one night in an attempt to bore myself to sleep, but instead learned that a guy I had dated had married his girlfriend-at-the-time. Woke me right up.
Hah. Whoops.
Ow ow ow. Just choked on rice. It's Marketplace's fault. No fair playing the chorus of this first rap at dinnertime: [link]
namely the
ah ah! See me walkin down the street respect my mind /I am an Engineer /Respect my mind
Yeah, Tom, that's been all over the baseball blogs today.
Here's a link to the actual song: [link]
It seems like there ought to be an epic gay porn moviesports poem titled The Buttocks of Barry Bonds.