That's why it is on the Onion website?
As Jess said, sometimes it's good to click on the links. At work, I don't always do that, to keep the profile low.
That's disturbing. You're emotionally scarred and will end up badly.
Anya ,'Bring On The Night'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sean K - Mar 07, 2006 12:46:47 pm PST #2454 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Strix - Mar 07, 2006 12:49:32 pm PST #2455 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Hey, the Associated Press came to our school today, doing this article on No Child Left Behind, and standarized testing. And I got interviewed for like 20 minutes! So if you see an Erin G. at a charter school in KCMO, spouting off about testing (with a woefully lopsided bun and NO GODDAMN LIPSTICK!) it's me.
Hee.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 07, 2006 12:50:59 pm PST #2456 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
The woman with the sword in that cartoon even looks like Amych! Are we sure it's not drawn by a lurker?
§ ita § - Mar 07, 2006 12:55:28 pm PST #2457 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
At work, I don't always do that, to keep the profile low.
In case of question, one can mouse over.
Sean K - Mar 07, 2006 1:06:13 pm PST #2458 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
At work, I don't always do that, to keep the profile low.
In case of question, one can mouse over.
That hadn't been working for me, so I stopped doing it, and I just realized it's because I had the bottom status bar turned off. I can mouse over again!
Emily - Mar 07, 2006 1:10:24 pm PST #2459 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Erin, should you find it, link it! I wanna see you spout!
And also, here is your handle. Um.
Narrator - Mar 07, 2006 1:14:27 pm PST #2460 of 10001
The evil is this way?
Are we sure it's not drawn by a lurker?
I thought lurkers only support people in e-mail.
tommyrot - Mar 07, 2006 1:15:19 pm PST #2461 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I thought lurkers only support people in e-mail.
Unless they're cartoonists.
sarameg - Mar 07, 2006 1:39:31 pm PST #2462 of 10001
For various sordid reasons, I don't generally like getting alumni newsletters. I tend to snarl. But sometimes I'm really glad to. Found out that a lost friend is still with her childhood best friend turned girlfriend and they just has a little girl this past fall! Plus, she's a teacher now, which wasn't the original plan, but anyone who knew her thought she'd make an excellent teacher. And a set of college sweethearts just got married. Aww.
Hah! And I can find lost friend's current address on the internet so am going to take the opportunity to send her an OMGAWESOMECONGRATS and um, hi? card.
§ ita § - Mar 07, 2006 1:52:57 pm PST #2463 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
In the You Could Have Kept Your Mout Shut files:
When asked how he would react if Ivanka, a former teen model, posed for Playboy, Trump replied, "It would be really disappointing not really but it would depend on what's inside the magazine."
He added: "I don't think Ivanka would do that, although she does have a very nice figure. I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."
His comments drew laughs from the audience, and prompted "View" co-host Joy Behar to crack, "Who are you, Woody Allen?"
Trump's representative, Jim Dowd, told The Associated Press on Tuesday that Trump "was absolutely joking."
"He was making fun of himself for his tendency to date younger women," Dowd said. "It's a sense of humor that people don't see (from him) all the time."