Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.
Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Mar 07, 2006 11:36:17 am PST #2438 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Sean K - Mar 07, 2006 11:36:27 am PST #2439 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Are Your Cats Old Enough To Learn About Jesus?
WTF?????
Okay, I've had some wierd experiences where Christians who don't believe animals have souls exhibit some strange or inconsiderate behavoir, including my own BiL mercilessly mocking a Hindu for getting upset over someone killing a bee (his mocking of the woman still bothers me to this day).
But this? This totally tops all that.
Nutty - Mar 07, 2006 11:38:34 am PST #2440 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
That's why it is on the Onion website?
Jessica - Mar 07, 2006 11:41:08 am PST #2441 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
That's why it is on the Onion website?
...ah.
This is why it's sometimes smart to click on the links, isn't it?
§ ita § - Mar 07, 2006 11:42:28 am PST #2442 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Buy movie tickets with your phone. Without talking to anyone.
tommyrot - Mar 07, 2006 11:42:30 am PST #2443 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
This is why it's sometimes smart to click on the links, isn't it?
Or at least mouse-over them....
Sorry - I thought it would be pretty obviously a joke....
Jessica - Mar 07, 2006 11:47:48 am PST #2444 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Buy movie tickets with your phone. Without talking to anyone.
That's pretty sweet.
Sophia Brooks - Mar 07, 2006 11:51:30 am PST #2445 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
You know what I hate-- when people at work don't give you enough information. So you ask for it. And they refer you to something that has already been sent, implying that you did not read.
We have made an agreement with a local regional theatre that includes 'discounts on tickets, audition & interning experiences and access to props and costumes'. Our director got a little prickly with their box office because the box office personall did not know about the discounts, and he cc:ed me on the email. I replyed that I did not have very much information wither, even though I read all the previous emails. So he refered me back to the "discounts on tickets, access to costumes etc...". But there is no detal-- how big a discount, how do we get it,are the costumes free or do we just have access to them, etc. Grr.
shrift - Mar 07, 2006 11:54:26 am PST #2446 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
You know what I hate-- when people at work don't give you enough information. So you ask for it. And they refer you to something that has already been sent, implying that you did not read.
Pretty much happens to me every day. Which is why my coworkers can hear my yelling "They did not put PSYCHIC in my job description, jackhole!" on a daily basis.
shrift - Mar 07, 2006 11:57:05 am PST #2447 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
In fact, ha ha, it happened to me just now, and I freaked out my coworker by flailing around and mangling paperwork.